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@corndogguyofficial

Hey, im Corn Dog Guy, the best food vendor EVER. Corn dog haters DNI (rp blog)

Hello tumblr, it is I, Corn Dog Guy (or whatever you wanna call me)

I made this blog to promote my business and also just for fun.

Few things about me: I run a corn dog stand, I like money, corn dogs, and my job. I DONT like corn dog related hate, refunds, and hot dogs. Corn dogs are simply the better form of "dog"

(SUGGESTIVE CONTENT WARNING!!!! I WILL DO MY BEST TO TAG STUFF LIKE THAT BUT IF I MISS A POST PLEASE LET ME KNOW)

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Anonymous asked:

Yeah, we like ruining the economy.

Have 2000$

💵

I want a corn dog but without sausages in it.

Wanna see what you can do

Thats just cornbread on a stick.... you can just make that at home with cornbread and a stick.

Anonymous asked:

proceeds to play Aishite Aishite Aishite at full volume

Turn it DOWN man you're scaring away my customers

Hey its me it's been awhile fjfjhdjdjjd

Man I WISH I could spawn money, smh

Why do anons get all the cool powers :(

Anyway is $10 in change okay

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It depends on what kind of change. Is it 1000 pennies?

Anonymous asked:

what in the world, I mean, money is really easy to spawn in, I mean, here's like 100$ rn 💵

Thats for a corn dog please, I'm a bit hungry, you take the extra

-Snow Anon

The economy is in shambles thanks to you guys <3

Heres your corndog btw

[*She grins and takes a stage bow*]

Anon magic, my dear!

Anyway~ Here are your crystals~

[*She gestures toward the cart as a few diamonds fall onto it. She then holds out her hand for the corndogs.*]

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Fair enough! 2 corn dogs coming up!

Anonymous asked:

Just sell them. They'll be, like- diamonds and sh[beep]t.

Alright fine... but i gotta ask... how are you bleeping yourself in real time? Like its honestly impressive.

Anonymous asked:

Ehhh... beg to differ. There's this dude in the human world of your universe who does great ones-

Anyway, eh. Sure. Do you accept payment in crystals, though? Getting money across universes is annoying as 'cause you have to prove it's yours, and that you won't interrupt the flow of timeee, etc.

20 dollars worth of crystals sounds..... not impressive. Sorry but no thanks. Cant buy stuff with some rocks

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