whencartoonsruletheworld:

Two anonymous asks to the blog @autisticshadowthehedgehog, sent an hour before posting. The more recent one reads, "I just sent you an ask that said 'Category five little white girl incident'. There was supposed to be a joke involved but I dropped the phone and accidentally sent the ask. Please imagine the setup and punchline for me because now there is curry in my phone case." The previous ask reads: "Category five little white girl incident"ALT
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disgustinggf:

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ughhhhh look who’s talking again…..😑

The Man Who Always Has Something To Say About Everything: I have something to say about this

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that-house:

sadhoc:

sadhoc:

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

a screenshot from wikipedia reaading "In 1987, a minor-league catcher for the Double-A Williamsport Bills hid a potato in his glove, which he threw past a runner at third base so the runner would attempt to score, and then tagged out the runner with the real baseball. The umpires ruled that the run counted. The catcher was removed from the game by his manager and later released by the team.[53] After being ejected from a game on June 9, 1999, New York Mets manager Bobby Valentine changed his appearance by putting on a hat, sunglasses, and a fake mustache, then returned to the dugout—he was spotted, and later suspended for two games.[54]"ALT

look at this shit.

Teams would also often water down basepaths to slow down opposing baserunners, something which was considered gamesmanship.[37] Opposing teams suspected that airflow in the Metrodome, home of the Minnesota Twins from 1982 to 2009, was manipulated to help the Twins' balls up and out and push the away team's inwards; a former superintendent claimed in 2003 that he had done so, and characterized it as "home-field advantage".[38]ALT
Reblogged 1 hour ago from quantumcola (Originally from sadhoc)
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omg? what if we all pretended it was my birthday even though it’s not and you gave me money? As A Gift? because it’s my birthdayyyyyyy????

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theanti90smovement:

they’re changing the desktop background on all government workers computers to a picture of my bright smiling happy face to increase productivity

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oh? is it Not Working?

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izzetheking:

if you want me to stop eating cat food then stop calling it things like casserole in gravy

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They changed Tumblr!!!!!!!

Posted 3 hours ago
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haha what if we had similar experiences and bonded over said experiences? what do you think would happen? 👉👈

Posted 19 hours ago
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avocado-moon:

theanti90smovement:

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can anyone explain this???

those are mine sorry

come get them. please. my dad is so scared.

Reblogged 23 hours ago from avocado-moon (Originally from theanti90smovement)
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