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C-A-R-L: A Julie and the Phantoms fic based on what Bobby/Trevor does after the boys die.

A Magical Fanny Pack? More Likely Than You Think: A Julie and the Phantoms fic based on the the idea that Alex’s fanny pack is like Marry Poppins’ bag.

If The World Was Crumbling: A ScarletStrange fic following Stephen’s thought process after Endgame.

I Saved Your Life!: A Lab Rats/Mighty Med AU where Elite Force never happened. The Bionic Quad splits up to run their own times while Kaz and Oliver become superheroes.

Questions: A Julie and the Phantoms drabble based on the idea of some angst behind the line “When you die, you think you’ll get all these answers, but instead we just have more questions.”

My Life Is Like A Video Game (Trying Not To Go Insane): “A person’s superpowers emerge during- and relate to- a highly stressful moment in their life. Your brother nearly drowned, and as a result could shape water to his will. A classmate fell from a high balcony, and ended up learning to fly. You? You just got your powers last night.”

I Was Getting Kind Of Used To Being Someone You Loved: “I’m currently thinking about Willex plus the quote “How lucky i am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard?”

The Years Start Coming And They Don’t Stop Coming: “Luke’s gonna have to watch Julie grow up and obtain new romantic partners, while stays the same and is ultimately left behind.”

The Story Of My Life: I Take You Home: Imagine your OTP trying to read their kid a bed time story, but their kid doesn’t like any of the books they have, so they decide to tell them the story of how they met.

They Don’t Deserve This: “Marie, you get 25 years in the black room where Alex cried.”

What Really Happens At Target: “You’re late.” “I’m sorry, I could have been on time but I didn’t want to.

Miss Minutes: Miss Minutes is the Duolingo Bird of the TVA.

A Job On The Other Side: An AU where Julie gets a job at the HGC instead of the boys losing their stamps. While Luke comes up with a break-out plan, Julie finds out that Caleb isn’t what he makes himself out to be.

Wild for Wheels: Holley stopped by Radiator Springs for a surprise visit. It’s late, more, and they just found a stray cat, and it’s hurt.

Thinking Out Loud: Finn and Holley drop by for a visit, and Holley devices that this is the trip she’s gonna propose to Mater. But here’s the catch: Mater has the same idea.

Made For Each Other: “How about a fluffy Plankton meets Karen story?”

MAR10: Bucky found out that his birthday and Mario Day fall on the same day and is making that everyone else’s problem. (Well, actually, everyone else is pretty on board with it, he’s only making it Sam’s problem.)

Madmen & Dictators: That’s where the ‘unfortunately’ part of 'semi-unfortunately’ comes in. After being used for so long, that’s the only way you can see yourself: A tool in someone else’s box.

Broken Walls (Hurt Like Shattered Glass): The gun in his glovebox had been there for years, so Doc had no idea how he managed to forget it. Either way, it was too late to lie, and it was definitely too late to turn around.

The Deep End (Of the Ball Pit): A drabble in which Loki, Peter P., and Tony go to McDonalds.

Otis: A drabble explaining Marcus’ first reaction to Otis.

Grief is Love Persevering: AU where Stephen takes Wanda in after Endgame.

Seeing Pink: Flynn has complicated feelings towards the color pink. On one hand, it’s a pretty color. On the other hand, it holds vile memories. Written in the form of journal entries.

Take Me or Leave Me: Vega (Vincent), a singer Overlord who has consistently been pestered by Vox to join the Vees, is once again approached by him with the same offer. However, there’s a new pre-tense: The Vees are planning something big, and Vox doesn’t want them to get caught in the crossfire. For the first time, Vega genuinely considers his offer, but someone else steps in to stir the pot: Vera, a woman who Valentino so hatefully refers to as “Vox’s bitch.”

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we need to go back to eating spaghetti the traditional way. no more of this fork and spoon nonsense

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you guys are doing it all wrong

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eating spaghetti with their bare hands was good enough for generations of Neapolitans, but suddenly you're too fancy for it?

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respect your goddamn elders—chow down by the fistful!

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sex is not supposed to be about what you can tolerate!!!!! sex is supposed to be about what you genuinely want and enjoy!!!!! and if you’re traumatized and/or not straight, believe me, I know it’s not that simple to figure out what it is that you actually want and enjoy.

you’re not a bad person if you do something that you don’t particularly enjoy because, for example, it makes your partner happy, but always remember: you have no obligation to engage in sexual activities that you don’t fully like and enjoy

and you don’t ever, ever need to justify that - if your partner has an issue with “It makes me kind of uncomfortable” or “I don’t really like it”, then that person does not deserve a moment of your time, in or outside of the bedroom. you don’t have to prove yourself to anyone; you don’t have to meet anyone’s standards of acceptable vs. unacceptable activity (or lack thereof); you don’t have to force yourself to be comfortable with something because of any perceived political connotations of performing or refusing that act.

saying yes because you feel guilty about saying no is not consent. saying yes because you’re scared of what will happen if you say no is not consent. saying yes because you figure you might as well just endure it is not consent. sex ed on here and elsewhere doesn’t give a single shit about traumatized people and I wish someone had told me all of this a lot sooner. 

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Certified Sex Ed Post!

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Very important for ace people as well in a world where everyone will tell you that You Can (And Should) Have Sex but no one is willing to be patient with you having your own complex relationship to it.

You’re never obligated to have sex you don’t want. Not “to please your partner”. Not as a “compromise”. Not for any reason.