i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it
just a vent below
Life is interesting when you are one of two mom friends trying to take care of a baby friend—especially when baby friend refuses to listen to reason
*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.
How much is it to supersize to smut?
So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?
That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. “You want angst? I got angst”
*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got ‘they both think the other one is dead for like seven chapters’
Reader: “How much will that be?”
Author: “Just a comment. Please for the love of God leave a comment.”
“Do you take fanart?”
Author: soft crying… yea-yeah i take fanart. your change is everlasting love and friendship… is that okay?
bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living
If I could impart one thing to a young adult - it would be this. This is literally the secret to being okay your entire life.
i want cuddles so bad i’m so touch starved i need affection just fucking lie down on top of me and hug me and pet my hair and cuddle with me until we fall asleep
rb to give jellie a gentle head pat
the best part about this post breaching containment is that some people have no idea who jellie is but love her anyways
I mean, she's a kitty, so I automatically love her ❤
Also I'm sick and need comfort so giving a kitty a head pat is just what I need
Finally have more progress on my next BHC fanart. Rus is almost done and then I’ll be onto my next victims >:3
But for real, I don’t know why this is taking me so long. My head has been super clouded lately and I just can’t seem to focus on anything… must be the holidays… I always get down on Christmas Eve…
