About: Aaron scrolls on twitter when he finds a profile that interests him. You, a beautiful cam girl, captivated Aaron’s attention and he can’t help but subscribe to your OnlyFans
Warnings: NSFW, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, masturbation (f & m), camgirl reader, dildos, toys, vibrators, lingerie, simp hotch lol, horny hotch, lowkey pathetic hotch, etc.
WordCount: 2.0k
A/N: Border made by @cafekitsune! Please comment and reblog to support your creators. Proof read by @mariasont teehee.
Sooooo camgirl reader and Aaron Hotchner meet up when?!? Your mind works so crazy. Like I’m at your feet. Begging, loving you. Like ohhhhhhh my goddddd everything you write DEVOURS
It’s mentioned a fair amount that Yellowjackets was inspired by Twin Peaks but I just want to talk about what that might actually mean.
I once saw someone say about that show, “Twin Peaks tells you exactly what it’s about every three episodes but people don’t see it because there’s a horse in the living room.” And that’s so true for Yellowjackets too. Picture it like a nesting doll. If Twin Peaks was a show about male violence wrapped up in a crime drama wrapped up in comedy wrapped up in a psychological horror, then Yellowjackets is a show about loss wrapped up in a survival drama wrapped up in a comedy wrapped up in a psychological horror. And it’s loss in so many forms; loss of the self, loss of innocence, and most of all loss of community.
Yellowjackets, like Twin Peaks, is just a commentary on society but once again “people don’t see it because there’s a horse in the living room”. Or in this case, because theres a schizophrenic teenage prophet who may or may not be communicating with some wild, bloodthirsty, nature god. When the truth is, the horse isn’t important. Whether the Wilderness is or isn’t real, isn’t important.
It’s about ego vs id, civilisation vs the wilderness, and innocence vs brutality. The other, “bad” side is always waiting, like Mari talked about, and its something that both exists within us and in our society. Like with Tai, the other side isn’t innately bad but if we let it rule things it can become incredibly destructive. There has to be a balance. That’s why they’re a soccer team. It’s a sport that is all about balance. You can split a soccer field in half 8 different ways but you will still always get a full set of 11 players who hold 11 different positions. It’s a perfectly balanced, symbiotic community that is built on trust and understanding. The brutality is part of the game too, but theres a balance that comes with the rules and the way the game is moderated and consented to. The message of the whole thing being that community, love, friendship is what saves you. Its when the characters lose these things that they lose themselves, become vulnerable, die. It’s why everyone in this show is complicit in the death of their best friend. The writers set the stage with Allie’s treatment in the pilot. The whole story in contained within that first episode and ultimately her not being able to come results in a lack of balance within the team. It’s why as the show goes on the girls become less and unified in both timelines. Now they’ve got to the point where they’re splitting into factions in one, and talking about having to kill each other to be “safe” in the other.
Shauna’s right, it wasn’t the wilderness that killed anyone, it was always only them. All of them. When Shauna says “You know there’s no ‘it’, right? It was just us.”, its a very similar outburst to the one Laura Palmer’s boyfriend has at her funeral in Twin Peaks, saying “All you ‘good’ people – you wanna know who killed Laura? You did! We all did.”, making a point about how the enviroment the town created resulted in her death more than anything else. The person who murdered her was just hand of that enviroment, the way Shauna always seems to be too. She holds the knife, but they all put it in her hand. Every single "sacrifice” to the Wilderness so far has resulted from a group decision to push someone from the team, an idea that started back with Allie before the plane even crashed. And this same attitude immediately doomed them again, because it was Misty’s desperation to hold onto her newfound sense of community and belonging after being ostracised for so long that had her destroying the transponder. “He’s not one of us” about Ben, and “They don’t belong” about the research group. The idea of “the other” used as justification for violence.
Jackie’s death was the most pivotal because she was the death of community. She was the first to be ostracised, the figure that once represented unity between the girls. As we saw at the party, she was the only one who could reestablish balance between them, and they killed her first.
This show is about a lot of things, guilt, grief, sanity, etc, but I do think that actual main commentary is on our current society. Twin Peaks was so fantastical but at its core it was only ever really about the evil that men do and a society that fascilitates it. Yellowjackets in its turn is about the ostracisation of the “other” and how this only hurts us. Weakens our communities. It’s not lost on me that at least half the known survivors are able-bodied queer women, and this is a womens soccer team. In the world of womens soccer I would say that’s the majority class. I don’t think that’s necessarily a mistake. The Yellowjackets ostracise people who aren’t like them, aren’t “useful”, don’t abide by their religion, and who push back against the status quo. Doesn’t that sound familar?
My mom says she had a hard time following Yellowjackets because it “gets so odd at times”. And it makes me kind of angry
Pairing- PostPrison!Spencer Reid x Liaison!OldMoney!Reader
WC- 5.6k
Summary- You have to rekindle things with an old flame for a case. It helps Spencer realize some deep-seated feelings.
Contains- modern!liaison!reader, canon-typical violence, description of crime scene photos, Spencer is literally feral, reader is in her late twenties, reader has long hair (or hair long enough to flip over her shoulder), mentions of cheating, reader’s ex is the worst, mention of cocaine, the case probably isn’t canon compliant
A/N- This was fully inspired by the episode The Black Queen where Penelope bumps into her ex bon appetit, divider from @cafekitsune!!! Also!! Hugest shout-out to @cheriesbucky for all your help with this!! You are the best ever!!
You’re holed up in your office, your finger aggressively running over your laptop’s touch pad. Your eyes scan each email as thoroughly as you can, case files never-ending. A pink mug of coffee is filled to the brim, fueling your rapid scrolling.
A new one pops to the top of your inbox, and your blood runs cold. You’re stopped in your tracks, the same way you always are when case files begin with ’Provincetown, Massachusetts’.
pairing: aaron hotchner/fem!reader genre: smutty smut smut w.c.: 5k a/n: requested by @mggslover ty bb i love you and i hope you love this <3333
summary: It’s finally spring, Aaron wears a short sleeve shirt, and you can’t stop staring at his arms.
c.w.: 18+ MDNI, reader has a thing for hotchs arms she just like me fr, choking/breathplay, no prior kink discussion (dont be like them), dom/sub undertones, slight exhibitionism, unprotected p in v sex, established relationship, some dirty talk, hints of breeding kink, aftercare duh
Hey so my heart is pounding? Uhmmmm what is this feeling?!?!?!?? I need him so bad. Like your mind… you’re a little freak and that’s why I like you and I want you!!!!
Summary: After a traumatic event, Spencer coaxes you back to the land of the living, right by his side. Trope: Comfort w.c: 1.6k a/n: not proofread. No use of Y/N, instead Spencer calls reader as ‘angel’. Recently been watching ‘The Pitt’ so you can definitely see where this was inspired from. Comments and reblogs are highly appreciated! 💗 masterlist
Spencer knew right away that something was terribly wrong.
Keys rattling as they settle on the hook by the apartment entrance, the only sound that greeted him was running water from the ajar bathroom door. Its’ fluorescent light streamed across the living room, leaving a streak of path for him to follow.
“Angel, I’m home,” he called out worriedly, aligning his outside shoes by your scuffed and bloodied sneakers.
Summary: Teasing your virgin boyfriend was all fun and games, until he’s too worked up to function. When the layers of clothing fall off, you’re in for a delightfully large surprise.
Content: 3.2k words, virgin!Spencer, kinda sub undertones, he’s hung af and really fucking whiny, fingering, hand jobs, raw p in v but reader is on the pill, multiple orgasms, Spencer cries because he needs it so bad, reader wears lip gloss, dacryphilia (lemme know if I missed anything)
a/n: Truly just 3.2k words of filth. I wrote this instead of the next chapter for my thesis and I have no regrets. Also, a lot of my italicized words got lost because formatting on the app truly is the bane of my existence, but I reached a personal milestone and wanted to celebrate! So yay, here’s a fic as a thank you for supporting my blog and writings ❤️
Sometimes dating Spencer Reid meant throwing subtlety out the goddamn window; the man wouldn’t know subtext if it hit him square on his beautiful, perfectly sculpted face. All your subtle attempts to seduce him have all been entirely unsuccessful, and you’re beginning to wonder if he even wants you that way.
In your defense, you’ve been dating for over two months now and he still hasn’t initiated anything beyond making out. It’s been making you antsy. Of course, his hesitation is nice. It comes from a place of respect after all, and there’s something endearing about his gentle touches, large hands ghosting over your body. You appreciate this easy, steady pace you’ve set for the relationship.
But after a particularly busy week for both of you, you’ve been left aching and needy for something more.
Shauna Shipman is dealing with an immense amount of loss and failure that never stops spreading. Her coping mechanisms are a direct reflection of the only thing she was good at back to a (rare) time where she actually felt valuable: Violent acts.
“This is what you do, Shauna. You create your own problems. You stir the pot just to feel alive.”
And it’s completely true.
Thing is Shauna had a very bright future ahead of her. She was doing extremely well at school, was performing great in her sport and was appreciated by her teammates/friends. Yeah, maybe Jackie would’ve been an obstacle at times. But also, maybe not? She was living into her shadow, but that’s very common in teenagers to develop this type of behaviour. She would’ve probably grown out of that or handled things differently with time. Maybe. Of course, this is just hypothetical. But one thing is certain; her future was promising. She would’ve actually matured.
But that’s not what happened. The chaos caused by the crash exposed very quickly how things would never be the same for any of them. Shauna was particularly affected by those traumatic events. Jackie died leaving an incredible amount of guilt, emptiness and shame in her. Her son died as well, inevitably generating a great deal of damage. And then, we don’t even have to talk about all the atrocities she is committing afterwards. She knew pretty early on that even if she was to ever go back home, her future was long gone. She was never going to reach her full potential.
So naturally, she doesn’t want to go back to civilization. She’s losing if she goes back. Again. Loss is a theme in her life. It’s the main actor even. It was something she could deal with in her pre-crash life, but now? No way. It’s too severe. The events took everything from her. She’s trying to build herself back up. She knows going back will be another failure she will need to carry. The only vehicle through which she can potentially find success and gratification is in leading. She needs a new identity anyways. Without Jackie as a guide, she needs to do it herself. And even if her authority is challenged, it’s not totally hopeless. They’re scared of her. Violence is her power. So not only she needs to stay in the wilderness, she also needs all of them to stay with her. Otherwise, who can she lead? How will she feel whole again?
But as we know, they will be rescued eventually. I however suspect the events taking place between now and the rescue won’t be pretty at all. And Shauna will most likely be horrible. Just like she is in the adult timeline, she will probably create her own problems to justify her actions. And this is a circle. What she will do will make it even harder to go back when she will ultimately be forced to.
“You stew and you seethe and you make it everyone else’s problem because you hate to be alone. You hate yourself. And you want everyone else to feel just as miserable as you are.”
We got a little glimpse of what going back means for Shauna with the grocery store scene. And with the entire adult timeline for that matter. She’s far from the woman she was meant to become. Her life is boring and on top of that, she has to endure herself. Everything she did, everything/everyone she lost and everything/everyone she failed.
What she’s feeling is very human. She feels like she can’t win. Never. It’s infuriating. She feels empty and alone. Helplessness is pretty much all her existence is at this point. She never really got a real shot at rebuilding herself up. She’s the result of being the butcher. What’s left of her? Fear and violence. They were her strengths then so they still must be now. Shauna never really got to mature normally. This is the only thing she knows. No wonder she’s so angry all the time. No wonder she can’t escape the life she had in the wilderness. Her source of fulfillment could only live deep into these woods.
Shauna Shipman will always be such an interesting and heartbreaking character tbh.
taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least52 years as a fully grown adult
at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
‘middle age’ is typically considered to be between 45-65
it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
it’s wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
young doesn’t mean peaked. you’re inexperienced in your 20s! you’re still learning and practicing! you’re developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
there are a million things to do in the world, and they don’t vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
shy!reader is flustered around spencer. he mistakes it for a heatstroke.
pairing: spencer reid x shy!reader warnings: fem!reader, post prison reid, spencer being oblivious, fluffy fluff prompt: here wc: 0.7k
Your heart is hammering so hard you’re half-convinced it’s about to burst straight out of your chest, grow legs, and scuttle off into the nearest storm drain. And now, standing so close you can map every anxious burst of breath ghosting hot across your cheek, Spencer is mumbling something rapid-fire about heatstroke of all things.
“It’s eighty-five degrees out, you know. Do you feel dizzy? Disoriented?” he asks, forehead crinkling adorably — no, anxiously — in sincere concern.
You’d answer, really, but all that escapes is an embarrassingly squeaky semblance of language. Because Spencer Reid, who is the intellectual equivalent of chugging an ice-cold slushie way too fast on your best days, is currently ushering you toward a shaded lounge chair, fingertips pressing cautiously into your side as if the slightest pressure might crumble you into dust.
AHHHHHHH IM BLUSHING AND GIGGLING!! I love that he’s a hopeless case. It warms my heart 💓. Personally I would play it up and ask him to nurse me back to health just to be dramatic.
Spencer and r are investigating a case that involves a lake and a rickety old boat—the problem? They can’t stand each other.
Content: based off this vid of George Russell and Carmen (it’s so random I know but I was inspired), fluff, banter, Spencer does the Darcy hand flex (!)
cw: lil bit of violence (they briefly mention a case)
wc: 2.1k
an: I started this AGES ago oh my lord but anyways I hope you enjoy this very weirdly specific prompt, ilyy <3
