JERMA: This Is the Whopper. I don’t know about this, I’ll try it, I’ll try a bite and we’ll see. *clears throat* Okay, I’m gonna go for a bite.

ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY [Trivial:Success]: The taste receptors on your tongue light up like a christmas tree. Carbs, fats, and sugars dance around your mouth, the ratio scientifically designed to stimulate every legally activated neuron in your pleasure center.

JERMA: oh my god, oh my god, so good.

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softness-and-shattering:

natalieironside:

thememedaddy:

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn’t. I’m gonna complain

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn’t. I’m gonna complain.

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junglejim4322:

junglejim4322:

Everything reminds me of him

I miss him so much

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doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

I take immense schadenfreude in Elon Musk spending $25 million to try to influence an election in Wisconsin only for the candidate he was backing to lose by a larger margin than was predicted before Musk got into the race. Like how tf do you dump that much money into a state supreme court election and get not only nothing out of it but LESS than nothing. That’s a truly impressive level of failure. I’m watching Elon become the most hated man in America like the Sickos yes hahaha yes comic

The latest news out of DC is that everyone in the federal government, up to and including all the MAGA ghouls cannot fucking stand Elon Musk

lol. lmao, even

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tgirl-thucydides:

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

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cryptotheism:

estrellasrojas:

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

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depsidase:

shanks:

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poipoipoi-2016:

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socialistexan:

The guys who will This Is Literally 1984 when they’re told not to use a slur lap this shit up.

architectureofdoom:

The exterior of the Terrorist Confinement Center as Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem arrives, in Tecoluca, El Salvador, Wednesday, March 26, 2025.