sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

50rats:

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

Me when I’m a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

ALT

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

You know what you are so right… We have a bond, these 50 rats and I….

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN’T FEED THIS MANY RATS

Oh wait I’m a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

catasters:

cookiethebirdthing:

maskdoll:

i’ve got to start getting into juice boxes

have you tried with the straw?

anxietyproblem:

naamahdarling:

bebs-art-gallery:

Cats Stealing Food in Paintings

Still Life with Cat (1705) by Desportes, It’s no use crying over spilt milk (1880) by Frank Paton, Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Fish Still Life with Two Cats (1781) by Martin Ferdinand Quadal, Still Life with a Cat and a Mackerel on a Table Top (18th Century) by Giovanni Rivalta, The Collared Thief (1860) by William James Webbe, Cat Stealing a String of Sausages (17th Century) by Abraham van Beyeren, Still Life with a Cat (1760) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Kitchen Still Life with Fish and Cat (ca. 1650) by Sebastian Stoskopff, An Oyster Supper (1882) by Horatio Henry Couldery, Still Life with an Ebony Chest (17th Century) by Frans Snyders, Still Life with a Cat (1724) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Attacking Dead Game (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Still Life of Fresh-Water Fish with a Cat (1656) by Pieter Claesz, Still Life with Fruits and Ham with a Cat and a Parrot (18th Century) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Holding a Fish in Its Mouth (18th Century) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Still Life with a Cat and a Hare (18th Century) by Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Rayfish (1728) by Jean-Siméon Chardin, A Cat with Dead Game (1711) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Fish (1728) by Jean Baptiste Siméon Chardin

Via James Lucas on X/Twitter

Famous criminals through the ages.

I need you to PAUSE and LOOK AT THE FACES. Incredible.

Could make bank painting replicas of these with people’s cats in them.

a-book-of-creatures:

the-haiku-bot:

the-disemvoweler:

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Those haikus are getting more and more esoteric

headspace-hotel:

sirfrogsworth:

Is anyone else just… exhausted?

Everyone living in the USA needs to inform themselves about “crisis pregnancy centers.” They’re not legitimate medical facilities and typically only have a nurse on staff, if even that.

“Crisis pregnancy centers” are UNREGULATED organizations that present themselves like medical facilities and often offer medical advice and information, but they are staffed by volunteers many of whom are not medical professionals, typically funded by churches and pro-life orgs, and exist to convince people not to have abortions. They often give “patients” misinformation and lies about abortion, contraception, and pregnancy.

These organizations often take the place of legitimate medical facilities particularly in impoverished areas despite being essentially fake medical clinics that offer few services and that are not bound to ethical or sanitary guidelines of real clinics.

A “crisis pregnancy center” in Kentucky was recently in the news because a nurse who volunteered there found that trans-vaginal ultrasound probes were being sanitized using disinfectant that was both expired and totally ineffective against HPV, a common sexually transmitted infection, meaning the clinic could have given their clients STIs with their shitty unregulated sanitation practices.

My MOM visited one of these “centers” when she was pregnant with me (a planned and wanted pregnancy) because she didn’t know it was fake and unregulated!

People deserve real healthcare, not lies, randos dressed up in white coats, and disease-spreading, unsterilized equipment like it’s the 1700s.

whisperingsoup:

mreullogy:

depsidase:

it exists to divide the working class. All labour is skilled labour. Yes including that one. Yes, including that one too.

Do you know what’s unskilled labour? Owning capital. There’s no labour involved, thus requires no skill. And you can tell because people can be born into owning capital.