Like coffee, need coffee, am coffee. Massive Gravity Falls and MHA fan
It’s my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Damn- I made this account in late middle school
thelittle-coffeebean asked:
(new oc based on my profile pic)
*A little sentient coffee cup hops over to him, seeing his sleep deprived self*
Yikes, you look rough. Want coffee?
*It jumps into his hands, spawning a cinnamon butterscotch latte inside… itself? Don’t question it, it’s the nightmare realm*
ford-between-dimensions answered:
Isn’t that your…blood? In a way?
I’m genuinely not quite sure, I don’t think so though since I can change it on command and I can survive without it…
*It shrugs, using its handle to do so. It then snuggles up to his hands, keeping them warm with the coffee inside it*
Hmm…………….Well, that checks out.
[Ford takes a sip of the coffee]
Normally I drink my coffee black, but this is surprisingly tasteful. What’s in it again?
Butterscotch and cinnamon.
*It answers*
You’re not used to it here, are you? Not many of us see humans here unless they’re Bill’s prisoners.
thelittle-coffeebean asked:
(new oc based on my profile pic)
*A little sentient coffee cup hops over to him, seeing his sleep deprived self*
Yikes, you look rough. Want coffee?
*It jumps into his hands, spawning a cinnamon butterscotch latte inside… itself? Don’t question it, it’s the nightmare realm*
ford-between-dimensions answered:
Isn’t that your…blood? In a way?
I’m genuinely not quite sure, I don’t think so though since I can change it on command and I can survive without it…
*It shrugs, using its handle to do so. It then snuggles up to his hands, keeping them warm with the coffee inside it*
henchmaniac-ford asked:
A triangle that looks like he's been put through the wringer grabs your leg "Doc! It's..!" He groans in pain, pressing his top corner against the leg "Stanford.. you're my friend right? Bill took it..! He took my fucking body" Stanford and Nester body swapped unfortunately for Stanford he got the short end of the stick
the-undead-doctor-rp answered:
*the doctor yelps at the triangle, nearly going into a fight of flight response before.. well… Figuring out who it was supposed to be*
S-stanford-???? How- what-?? What the FUCK happened??? How- *they looked down at him in absolute confusion and mild fear that it was a trick*
"I did somethin stupid.." He admits "I.. I have no energy.. but when I get my hands on him-! I'm gonna.." he mumbles something under his breath.
W-woah slow down- you're falling apart man!! Christ you look sick- f-for a triangle, at least *they said, crouching down. They were NOT used to being the taller one in situations*
"Yeah.. should've seen em earlier.. he's been healing since" Stanford absolutely despises the way his voice sounds, and how small he is now.
Christ on a stick.. *they mumbled under their non existent breath, pulling their gloves off and on over and over as they thought about what to do next* okay uh- first, tell me everything. T-then i.. guess Ill see if this can be fixed?? Maybe-
Hill decides standing takes too much effort and lets himself fall backwards onto the ground "I'll do that.. can you get me.. some coffee.. I'm exhaustad"
...yeah- hold on- *they carefully picked him up, not wanting to over step anything but- yk.. they couldn't just LEAVE him in the middle of the woods in his state*
*they then began walking in a seemingly random direction, before finally coming upon the well. It looked... Old, and over grown beyond believe. A strange sound emitted from it too.* W-we're uh... Gonna go inside- is that okay??
"Kay.. I just want coffee"
thelittle-coffeebean asked:
*A sentient coffee cup raises its porcelain eyebrow and looks at Bill with concern*
Are you sure you’re alright? Want a latte or something?
askdrunkbillcipher answered:
…how did you get in here?
I live in your cupboard, like most dishes.
*The cup spawns a small caramel macchiato in itself, (head/body whatever) then hops towards him*
You look half dead, you could use it @askdrunkbillcipher
…This isn’t my home. This is a hospital room owned by @wellcome-to-chaos , where I’m recovering from having an entire organ explode in me.
*he drinks out of it, still confused*
thelittle-coffeebean asked:
*A sentient coffee cup raises its porcelain eyebrow and looks at Bill with concern*
Are you sure you’re alright? Want a latte or something?
askdrunkbillcipher answered:
…how did you get in here?
I live in your cupboard, like most dishes.
*The cup spawns a small caramel macchiato in itself, (head/body whatever) then hops towards him*
You look half dead, you could use it @askdrunkbillcipher
Ford says he traded some teeth to get his lab from Bill, but the truth is a lot stupider than that.
Supplementary backstory for Step IV of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.
Ship of the year people
Greetings my idolaters! It’s the god of chaos’s birthday!
(Fordsy says my art skill have improved :3)
henchmaniac-ford
doingthisfortherapydotcom
FELT CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER
“Put up a warning before you jump scare someone like that. This is much more of your ugly mug than I ever hoped to see”
