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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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theo-the-cat-guy:
“lovemedonlothario:
“vintageeveryday:
“Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…
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You see 👀 teas grown in hot 🌞 valleys ripen too fast ⏱️🏃‍♂️ so they taste FLAT But Lipton 📦 uses teas 🌳 grown...
vintageeveryday

Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

lovemedonlothario

You see 👀 teas grown in hot 🌞 valleys ripen too fast ⏱️🏃‍♂️ so they taste FLAT But Lipton 📦 uses teas 🌳 grown on cooler 🌡❄️ slopes… teas that ripen SLOW ⏰️😴 and gain rich FULL flavor ☕️😚 this special flavor ☕️ has made Lipton 📦 America’s 🗽 largest selling tea.

theo-the-cat-guy

Someone out there used time travel to go back in time and make this tea advertisement extremely tedious to read as a joke no one would get for over 50 years

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

paranormal investigator but the ghosts are the clients

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

paranormal investigator functioning as a private detective/odd-jobs-man for the unalive community

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

it's unglamorous work but someone has to do it. their very first client is a ghost who haunts a high school. the students have turned it into an urban legend that gets blamed for all the blackouts & spooky noises & weird smells. but actually that's just the ancient wiring/hvac systems! ghost wants its name cleared dammit