the B stands for bees

byjove:

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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chappellsroans:

When you were young and spry, did you guys ever think that you’d be on a cruise in a hot tub with the rest of your throuple for the purpose of processing a pregnancy scare by eating Hostess cupcakes? The cupcakes are unexpected. 

Avery Morgan, Tristan Silva and Max Bankman in Doctor Odyssey (2025)

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goosegoblin:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

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startedwellthatsentence:

In 1x07 of Doctor Odyssey, Avery says “I really vibe with this polyamory thing, we should continue sleeping together” and then Tristan says “I’m in” but then Max gets cold feet.

In 1x14, Avery says “our throuple” and Tristan says “we are dangerously close to [having another threesome]” and Max DOES NOT BACK DOWN and arranges for them to keep meeting back up.

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batbetbitbotbut:

“likes mean nothing on tumblr” you’re sending me a little heart. that’s not nothing it’s your heart. look here’s one for you <3

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terribledactyl:

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scomplink:

ALT

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@andorappreciation Day 4 - Kill Me, Or Take Me In

ALT

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oposssumsaucee:

Listen All Systems Red is so so funny from Gurathins perspective imagine you grew up with Space Socialism and was hired to go help some pal with science but you weren’t allowed to go unless you rented AmaTeslas Torment Nexus Alexa Dot and then when you get there you find out a whole continent of people got annihilated by their Tourment Nexus rentals so you take a moment to check yours quickly and find out it already had disengaged its Don’t Kill People box, the only thing you’ve ever been told prevented them from mass homiciding their clients, something that LITERALLY just happened to people you knew a day ago, and when you say to your fellow socialist doctors HEY I think our Tourment Nexus is fucked up and it’s files said it killed dozens of people barely a year ago and we should probably get the hell away from it the same doctors are like look at what you’re saying. You’re hurting the Tourment Nexus’ feelings. The Tourment Nexus is just a little construct who likes Netflix Gurathin stop antagonizing it on the plane ride.

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sarah-the-anything:

I made these because I am SO FREAKIN EXCITED FOR MURDERBOT AHHHHHH

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bigenderweed:

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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boasamishipper:

captain don johnson: the bad news is we’re dead in the water with no way to steer or signal for help thanks to a pod of orcas and a great white shark. the good news is our head of engineering is a lesbian

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godlessondheimite:

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duncte123:

froginakettle:

neptuneking:

dankmemeuniversity:

I’m

The youth are lost

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

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