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The Ships I Ship

[this page is vastly out of date]

[i may change this to a general Fandom Page eventually with ships still listed but im lazy af so/// in any case this barely covers all the bases bc i never remember jack SHIT about my own likes]

This list is not exhaustive, and while the ships listed are mainly romantic ships some of them are gonna be platonic or brotps/brot3s or queerplatonic ships, and those will be marked as such.

Critical Role:

  • I’m Perc'ahlia trash 5 ever
  • I’m also weeping constantly about how much the twins love each other (and if you ship it romantically i will vomit directly onto you)
  • Vaxleth
  • Vaxmore
  • Pike'ildan (i dont know how that happened? but im so on this ship now?)
  • Vax/living a long and happy life
  • this isnt a Ship but Vax accidentally adopting a veritable army of children
  • Brotp Grog and Pike 5ever
  • Grog/getting a buff girlfriend eventually
  • me/eventually finishing campaign 2….
  • The entire ExU crew. But like as a ship.
  • Liam/Creating as many angsty characters as possible

Elementary:

  • Joan and Sherlock as queerplatonic life partners
  • my heart/the writers who gave me all i needed in life by making the above explicitly canonical
  • Moriarty/more screen time

Sleepy Hollow:

  • Queerplatonic Abbie/Ichabod (if it went romo i’d be on board tbh tho)
  • Hawley/Ichabod
  • my eyes/looking at Tom Mison
  • all the later seasons of this show/a big dumpster fire

Doctor Who:

Classic Who:

  • Ian/Barbara
  • Susan/David
  • Susan/Happiness
  • Me/crying about Lucie Miller
  • 1/sass
  • 8/remembering literally anything

New Who:

  • Donna and 10 Brotp. Space bros.
  • Martha/The respect she deserves
  • female characters/a writer who isn’t Moffat
  • Moffat/the weird improvement in his writing after s10?

The Man From Uncle:

  • Gabby/Illya/Napoleon tricycle [spy squad]
  • (as in Gabby/Illya & Illya/Napoleon but not Gabby/Napoleon)

Pacific Rim

  • Non-romantic Raleigh/Mako

Leverage:

  • Eliot/Parker/Hardison OT3 [hitter/hacker/thief]

FMA:

  • Winry/Ed
  • Hawkeye/Mustang 4 lyfe
  • Olivier Mira Armstrong/Me

Tamora Pierce novels

  • Basically all the canon ships, aka Fight Me if you don’t like Farmer.
  • Tris/Being aroace, even if Word of God Canon says she’s the token straight of her foster siblings
  • The Circle of Magic Foster Siblings/Not Being Shipped With Each Other Thank You Very Much
  • me/going back in time and stopping my childhood self from shipping Daine/Numair bc in retrospect I understand that age gap is skeezy as fuck but i had such an emotional attachment to that ship (and literally thought Daine was older/Numair was younger when originally reading those), and i can’t detach from that entirely (ETA: there is a word-of-god comment by Tamora that the reason their age gap is Like That is bc she FORGOT HOW OLD HER CHARACTERS WERE and Daine was meant to be a chunk older smh…. so i feel slightly validated in thinking that when i read the books as a kid but asdhjkflasdfh what a mistake to make)