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close up of a 'zoopraxiscope' disk turning, this illustrated optical illusion was a 19th century precursor to animated cinematography. eadweard muybridge, 1879.

chongoblog

posted by chongoblog

Getting into a car accident is just like the Wizard of Oz. You’re suddenly thrown into a wild situation with potential casualties and you have to go talk to one of the most powerful people in all the land (insurance guy) to get your stuff back. Usually you’re joined by someone without a brain (a cop), someone without a heart (a cop), and someone without courage (a cop)

ace-does-stuff

posted by ace-does-stuff

ah shit sorry man i didnt mean to spill my "aro4aro friends with benefits relationship" all over your favorite ship, fuck dude my bad, it wont happen again

pretentious-ravioli

posted by pretentious-ravioli

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Female figurine from Guerrero, Mexico, Xalitla region, crafted in the Xochipala style, dating from approximately 1500-500 BC, made of earthenware with pigment decoration. Collection & Credit: The Getty.

The Xochipala style emerged in the region now known as Guerrero, Mexico, around 1500-500 BC. This period in Mesoamerican history precedes the classic civilizations like the Maya or Aztec.

nyaa

posted by nyaa

[video description: a video of a baby fox playing in a graveyard. end description.]

its okay babe i know things are pretty bad but one day a baby fox will frolick over our bones. the rubble, the decay, the decline....it will all be beautiful again

caffedinotte-deactivated2018020

posted by caffedinotte-deactivated2018020

not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold

I think you should know he was 23 when he finished this and the ass gets a lot of attention but the hand on Persepina’s side/tummy is also exquisite

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before i saw the caption I knew that HAD to be bernini.

I try not to make sweeping statements but I think there’s a case to be made for bernini as the greater sculptor there’s ever been.

here’s his bust of costanza bonarelli

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here’s apollo and daphne from the front, where she’s mostly human

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from the back, where she’s mostly tree

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and details

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this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. I’ve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just can’t get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesn’t want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it that’ll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?

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The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa has a hidden skylight for gold rays of actual light to shine down on their expressions and clothes and clouds.

Hi yes I have been there and seen all of these IRL and I have some more pictures to share:

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Insanely detailed feet with veins from “Aeneas, Anchises, and Ascanius”

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Another foot from the same statue because a) he textured underside of the foot and the folds of skin in the arch and b) can you see the light coming through the thin marble between the toes?

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One of the mouths of Cerberus from “The Rape of Prosperina”.

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Prosperina/Persephone’s facial expression and HAIR TEXTURE

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Hades’ hair as well - this man was entirely too good at making CURLS out of ROCK.

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A (poorly lit) close-up on the tree textures from “Apollo and Daphne”.

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Hand, sling, and rock from “David” which I think deserves to be at LEAST as well-known as Michelangelo’s. Saw them two days apart and I prefer Bernini, honestly.

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Facial expression from “David” - I just love the character in this so much.

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Kind of a weird angle but look at the texturing on the sling pouch!!!

We also got to see one of Bernini’s earliest works (possibly his very first) in the Uffizi; it’s not currently on display, unfortunately, but look at this:

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Forgive the poor photo quality but. He was 14 when he carved this. FOURTEEN.

Man was a straight-up wizard.

In conclusion: if you get the chance to visit the Borghese Gallery in Rome (which has the most Bernini sculptures gathered in one place), do it. The “Ecstasy of St. Theresa” is in a church a short walk away from there, too, and well worth a visit. There are also several more Berninis in churches around Rome which can be visited for free or for a nominal donation! Just… be smarter than we were and make sure you’re not trying to visit them on days they have services.

fasciation-fascination

posted by fasciation-fascination

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i love how horribly lined up this is on mobile

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Here, now your bishops won't wind up horribly lost and your knights won't have anxiety