orcboxer:

Things that work in fiction but not real life

• torture getting reliable information out of people
• knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
• jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
• calling the police to deescalate a situation
• rafting your way off a desert island
• correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
• effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
• ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
• heterosexual cowboy

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blorbopolis:

im cooking

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hamletthedane:

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

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fruitypieq:

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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gobstoppr:

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cuprohastes:

prokopetz:

It just occurred to me that I’ve seen Rocky II through Rocky V, but never the first one, and for the life of me I cannot recall why.

Don’t bother - it’s a confusing mess of a movie and it explains nothing about how rocky went from doing musical numbers in fishnet stockings to being a boxer.

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Anonymous asked:

How common is your surname in the culture it originates from?

Very common

Somewhat common

Not very common

Very rare

I don't know

apolladay:

How common is your surname in the culture it originates from?

Very common

Somewhat common

Not very common

Very rare

I don’t know

leslekieuart:

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka’s drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

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humblegrub:

spuddragon:

humblegrub:

if you like lego + jumping spiders, you should vote on this user created lego product idea! if it gets 10k votes it has the chance to become a real set 🕷️🕷️🕷️

VOTE NOW!!!

Reblogging again cause they’re less than 2000 signatures away! Also because I need this to exist

only about 2k left as of 3/23/25! another push!

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roach-works:

postpoeticparadox:

flamei7:

technofeudalism:

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

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