Hello friends.
I know I haven’t been here for a long time, and that’s because… I have been sick! Shocking, I know.
I don’t want to put anyone out, and I hate doing this, but if you could- could you guys send this along to anyone you know who might be able to help? Please don’t feel obligated.
Thank you all again for being cool followers at TPS. We’ve had some great times. And by that I mean… suffered together.
Your friend,
B
*Syntax Error* “Ah, there it is.”
*Syntax Error* “Ermmm is it here?”
*Syntax Error* “Arrrg, I give up.”
*colleague comes over* “There it is.”
// submitted by @photofocus-blog1
// This is blatant pandering to the Plutonian gods
( submitted by @skaiawards )
One week before program is due: “I’ve defined all of my classes, I can easily write the code to implement them in a few hours!”
One hour before program is due: “I can not do this it takes more time than I thought!”
// submitted by @kurokatana101
*Building everything properly and efficiently, doing regular tests of individual functions and fixing errors as you go*
“Well alright, everything works alone. Time to test it all together.”
*SERVER CRASHES*
*last backup was an hour ago*
“… so this is how the apocalypse starts. Super duper.”
// submitted by another0ghost
Days into CS100: “Man, this isn’t so hard.”
Days before final: “…I forgot what the header is.”
// submitted by @askcivilization-blog
*working on code that implements a method the professor wrote*
“Why is this not working?! This should definitely work!”
*checks professor’s method*
“He copy-pasted wrong! Of course it won’t work when THE MAIN METHOD IS WRONG!!”
// submitted by thecaptainpetty
*has been staring at and scrolling through code for 20 minutes trying to figure out why its not working*
*fed up* “LOOK I KNOW YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE 95% OF THE TIME BUT what about that other 5%, huh? Can I program a random generator that’s rigged to only make the code work?”
*suddenly stares wildly off into the distance* “Maybe…”
// submitted by @transcomputational
Programming in Scheme/Lisp “What do you mean ‘no body found in expression’? It’s right there!! Stupid parantheses!”
// submitted by @broadwayuponastar