quixoticclown:

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

effemimaniac:

oliviawebsite:

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

I wouldn’t hit it otherwise #DarkWoke

alien-in-the-mirror:

have the usa tried going to the imf about their money problems?

klein-ye:

period

thegreatlearning:

captain-price-unofficially:

Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

matrixonvhsanddvd:

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

my-never-ending-nightmare:

theonion:

Missing Teen’s Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates