joseopher:

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

loreleywrites:

iregularlyevadetaxes:

❗️GAME TIP❗️you can take your autistic girlfriend to the aquarium to stare at fish🐟🐠

Dangerous! If I am taken on an aquarium date I will not only stare at fish but I also won’t shut the fuck up about fish and also there are lots of non-fish at the aquarium to stare at and talk about

r4bbitmorgue:

fleaful:

willgrahamscock:

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

To be loved is to be changed

infectiouspiss:

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

junglejim4322:

probuccalfat:

this feels like a bit. i know it’s not but this is so absurd that it feels like it’s right out of arrested development

professionalchaoticdumbass:

mandywondering:

vamptits:

UNWARRANTED?

I’m a pervert little leftist
short and stout
here is my handle
here is my [censored]

TROUT

ALT

nylonlion:

before and after

lourainwoods-in-the-woods:

pudgy-planets:

pudgy-planets:

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

BOTH I MEANT

BOTH