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mocndu:

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kofi doodle of Them

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I got a baby mullet

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today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like “why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool” and not knowing how to explain it to him i said “my family doesnt think boys should have long hair” to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

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^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant

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hey guys. guess who has a daughter now

iregularlyevadetaxes:

as an agnostic i’m excited for charles darwin to possibly but not certainly evolve down the chimney

I’m frankly obsessed with the football player I tutor who asked me what I was getting my girlfriend for christmas and if I could help him pick something for his girlfriend

I’m so not used to passing it’s nice but it’s also kinda scary

Having a mental breakdown like 10 minutes before my extended family gets into town 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

krinklefry87:

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gummies!

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pocket-deer-boy:

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pesident babas extremely popular flagship policy, ECONOMY IS GOOD, is going to prove hard to beat

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nincobra:

Whatever floats your stoat

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