"Lucy, you shouldn't be alone right now."
"What else do you appreciate about me?"
"Others might read something else into it."
“What would you like this “Go-fer” to go for first? A tainted coffee? A moldy donut?”
"I’m gonna pretend you didn’t just compare my fertility to a car wreck."
"I gotta text Tim and tell him we are about to kick his ass."
"I'll just put my name on yours."
“Instead of arguing about how bad your dad was or wasn’t, maybe as children of abuse, you would be better off just supporting each other.”
"You're nothing like him."
"Clearly, Ashley has gotta go."
"Just be a friend. And if you need a cop, tag me in."
"Was his name Gerald?"
"Let's get changed, grab a drink."
"You don’t owe the guy anything. The only thing he ever contributed to your life was measured in milliliters.”
"Do you think I'd be a good lawyer? No, and thats a compliment."
"Was that too mean? No. It actually felt good. It was a dumb question."
"You deserve to be recognized."
"Sleeping Beauty here got an hour in the back of the shop."
"Tim sent me back to help."
"Can you see yourself married to her?"
“If we’re gonna have to kiss, it probably shouldn’t be for the first time, right?“