timdrakesmother asked:
WAS I YOUR 1000 FOLLOWER???
the-official-goose-god answered:
KSNDIEIWJNDBDHDJDJDN
YES
WHAT?!!
HOW
HOW DOES THAT NUMBER EXIST?!!!!
to settle a bet with my friends
babe I fear you are autism personified
..... jumping off :)
not without me you arent
to settle a bet with my friends
babe I fear you are autism personified
..... jumping off :)
Are you really best friends if you dont facetime them while shaving your legs????
if anyone ever scrolls through my camera roll they’ll just find 50-ish pictures of you, bare legged, dogs out, soaped up
How can I reblog this a million times? The 1% are master manipulators.
The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.
Im skating around walmart drinking tea (i have rollerskate shoes)
People are looking @ me weird cuz they cant comprehend that i aint walking
Its great
It might be important to note that yes i may be good @ skating but i never learned how to stop
This can only end well
A kid just pointed @ me Nd went "what the heck??"
I think ive won the creature contest today
(Also havent crashed yet mission sucsess [how tf do you spell success???])