bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
It is done.
I hope it's even more obnoxious than you expected.
Sewing blog post here
There have been a lot of positive comments on this in the tags--Thanks! I suspected people here would appreciate this kind of aesthetic. I mean, I would have made it anyway, but it's nice to know there are other people who would cackle over it with me, together