theme
crime
reblogged 2 years ago with 149 notes

tiny-smallest:

I’m a full-time student who is struggling to finally finish college and get her life together, and since I don’t have enough time/am not well enough for a job, I’d like to try my hand at earning money through commissions.

The buyer, of course, receives a watermark-free version. The watermarked version may go up on tumblr to show people what I’m up to.

I AM WILLING TO OFFER MORE THAN WHAT’S SHOWN HERE. If you’d like to see more examples, or sift through my art for something that you might like better, you can check my art tag that I can’t link or this won’t show up in the tags. Show me an example of something that matches your vision more if none of these do it and I can price it for you.

And I’m more than willing to do fandom art!

WHAT I WILL NOT DRAW:

-nsfw
-mechs
-animals
-anthros

I simply lack the skill to do most of those, sorry.
I also reserve the right to decline any request I want.

Shoot me a DM for further discussion if you’d like to buy something!

reblogged 34 minutes ago with 184,660 notes
marlinspirkhall:
“jacob-the-gun:
“psychologyisntreal:
“me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects
”
Today is the only day you can reblog this.
”
Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and...

marlinspirkhall:

jacob-the-gun:

psychologyisntreal:

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

reblogged 35 minutes ago with 13,447 notes

anais-ninja-bitch:

biglawbear:

shofarsogood:

thetursithan:

I know a bunch of people are into this as a kink thing, but as a person who is really into survivalism, this is so cool.

Strap them on like backpack

writers take note if you have a scene where a character needs to move someone

reblogged 35 minutes ago with 1,300 notes

ghost-teapiika:

vagante-do-abismo:

Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

image

^ having the time of their life obsessing over The character^tm

reblogged 36 minutes ago with 956,873 notes

mortimermcmirestinks:

meggannn:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

image
image
image
image
reblogged 36 minutes ago with 101,283 notes

thatshadowcomic:

niuniente:

stream:

spongebobssquarepants:

image
image
image
image

Also

sflix.to (movies, TV series, also rare international movies)

hianime.to (anime only)

kissanimes.et (anime)

kimcartoon.com.co (cartoon series and movies)

www.iq.com (Asian dramas)

:) 👍 let’s go besties!!

reblogged 37 minutes ago with 60,562 notes

kenapiece-main:

Four arrows forming a circle with four interspersed statements in all caps, in the center is a simple drawing of a person lying face down, butt up, flat on the floor, the words read:   Faced with important adult task  Get scared by at least one part of it & avoid it  Blink  Months have passed & task is now even more importantALT

Can you believe I’m having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

reblogged 37 minutes ago with 850 notes

capitalwenisberry:

Monster Hunter is great because most of the time, there’s at least a pseudoscientific explanation for how this monkey can breathe fire. And then there’s the Elder Dragons. Even the scientists in the Monster Hunter world are like “we have no idea what this is or how it functions.” Imagine if real animals were like that.

“Ah yes, this is the Giant Anteater. It has large powerful claws and a long flexible tongue to assist it in hunting ants and termites. And this is the Orbital Deathdrake; it summons meteors sometimes and we’re still not sure why or how.”

reblogged 38 minutes ago with 4,103 notes

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

unless they specifically asked, you don’t get to tell a fanfic writer you think they mischaracterized the character by the way. because the second someone writes a fanfic about a character, that character becomes the writer’s own version of the character. canon is only a suggestion, but whether or not an author will follow it / how much of canon an author will take is entirely up to them. you don’t get to stick your nose in their world and tell them “hey this is not to my liking therefore I think you’re doing it wrong” when you can simply leave quietly and move on to something else you may enjoy

reblogged 38 minutes ago with 325,919 notes

karifaevt:

vexwerewolf:

hapalopus:

hapalopus:

gorbling:

gorbling:

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”

image
image
image
image

More from the notes:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

reblogged 39 minutes ago with 325,919 notes

karifaevt:

vexwerewolf:

hapalopus:

hapalopus:

gorbling:

gorbling:

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”

image
image
image
image

More from the notes:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch