what if we explored each other’s bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang]

me a doctor [not really]: stupidest colon I ever saw, that's what happens when you don't learn what leafy greens are

you: what's a green

Reblog if you you didn't learn what leafy greens are

severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

just give me the money 💔

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#and one of those cars always lies#and the other always tells the truth (prev tags)

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Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

Reblog if you get excited about that kind of thing

Chat what do we think

I don't care if it's Adam Conover or Eve Conover I'd still hit it.

Reblog if you're the type to set your character as a woman in games

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

Reblog if you don't want to have your personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because you have a three-dimensional sense of self,

Twice every sexual. Once every other sexual would be fortsexual.

Reblog if you are fortsexual

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

Perchance

You can't just say perchance

Reblog if you can't

Reblog if it's time to crack your egg and take a pounding

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

It's a guilty pleasure nobody else can know I'm this fucked up

Reblog if you enjoyed this post but would prefer if no one saw it

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

moots who do this ily and i am unbothered by it

me too! I am very happy about it especially if the reblog something from years and years ago like it reminds me, that yes, my blog that I curated for myself is really tickles my own fancy.

Reblog if you are browsing my blog

I'm so horse coded

Fragile quadruped who can and will die of tummy ache

Putting @urodelamancer on blast

Reblog if you are fun to ride

no im not nonchalant. my chalantness has simply been reserved for other things

Reblog if your chalantness had simply been reserved for other things

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOMESTUCK???

i think ur lying

Reblog if you don't know homestuck

Reblog if it means what you think it means

I’m pretty sure that Australians don’t have more then maybe 30-50k MAX people on tumblr. Like American had some 30 million users in 2020 (aka basically probably peak over the last 7 2018-2025) while Australia only has 26-28million people depending on who you ask (27 to be safe) so I’m just genuinely curious how many of us there must be on here.

If you Currently live in OR were born / raised in Australia and ID as (born/raised + ID, as I know a lot of born/raised here don’t ID as Aussie) you are Australian in this poll!

Please reblog for bigger sample size

Roll call

Reblog if you are Australian

*Dismissively* You know what it’s like when you’re out so late that the pillars of the earth become visible.

Reblog if the pillars are visible