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This list was created consulting Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, user feedback, vintage pinterest posts, and my own knowledge. Don't worry about not seeing the shows in their entirety, vote based on your judgement. Enjoy!
Reblogged crazysodomite
my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
me: mama what the hell does that mean
my mom: so muscular
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How to CHALLENGE So-Called "Fans" of the Cosmere
It's time that we put an end to fake fans in the Cosmere fandom! If you suspect that someone is daring to fake an interest in these books, just challenge them with these questions!
[After my "Sanderson hates cat" post, I must specify that this post is tongue-in-cheek, friends! :) I mean, it's even April 1...]
- "Oh, you love the Stormlight Archive? Name five reasons that it KILLS you that you'll never have access to stormlight."
- "Oh, you love Shallan? Name her five most gruesome murders."
- "Oh, you love Kaladin? Name five of his depressive episodes."
- "Oh, you love Adolin? Name five women he's dated."
- "Oh, you love Leshwi? Name five reasons she should marry me! Ha, just kidding. Unless..."
- "Oh, you love Mistborn? Name five character deaths that made you cry."
- "Oh, you love Kelsier? Name five times he survived!"
- "Oh, you love Vin? Name five times you shouted 'fuck yeah!' because she did something."
- "Oh, you love Steris? Name her five best qualities that make her an invaluable member of the team."
- "Oh, you love Wayne? Name five of his hats."
- "Oh, you love White Sand? Tell me literally anything about it."
- "Oh, you love Warbreaker? Name five colors."
- "Oh, you love Elantris? Name five reasons it's better than everyone always says it is. Please."
- "Oh, you love Ulaam? Name five of his limbs."'
- "Oh, you love the Cosmere? Name five autistic characters."
- "Oh, you love the Cosmere? Tell me where I should start reading! What? What's with that look on your face?"
- "Oh, you love the Cosmere? Name five characters who should be canonically bisexual."
- "Oh, you love the Cosmere? Name five things you don't understand no matter how hard you tried! ....Shhh, it's okay. It's like that for all of us. You're among friends, here. I promise."
Okay, let's take this seriously.
1. No Stormlight
- I can't heal little scratches
- I can't change my appearance at will
- I can't fly
- I can't feel how it's like to get this kind of energy boost
- If someone slits my throat I'll actually die
2. Top 5 gruesome Shallan murders
Number 5: Tyn
Number 4: Her mom
Number 3: Mraize
Number 2: Ialai
Number 1: Her dad
3. Kaladin's depressive episodes
- The Way of Kings
- Words of Radiance
- Oathbringer
- Rhythm of War
- Also Rhythm of War
4. Adolin's Dates
- Shallan
- Radiant
- May
- Kaladin
- Eshonai
5. Reasons Leshwi should marry you
- You're smart
- You're cool
- You're amazing
- You're hot
- Tax benefits
6. Sad Mistborn deaths
- Kelsier
- Tindwyl
- Dox
- Elend
- Vin
7. Things Kelsier has survived
- The Pits of Hathsin
- Fighting an Inquisitor
- His death
- Having his successor be a noble
- Having a metal spike put in his fucking eye
8. Vin's fuck yeah moments
- Killing her crush's fiancé
- Exploding a guy's head
- Killing her boyfriend's dad & brother
- Sacrificing herself and the divine power for the sake of the world
- Not getting metal poisoning
9. Steris's best qualities
- She plans ahead
- She is clever
- She gives moral support
- She is politically savy
- She's difficult to surprise
10. Names for Wayne's hats
- Hatrick
- Hatherine
- Hatinator the second
- Grandmother of hats
- Fedora
11. Literally anything about White Sand
- okay, you got me there
12. Five colors
- Red
- Blue
- Green
- Yellow
- Orange
13. Reasons why Elantris is better than everyone says
- It's actually a really gripping and engaging book
- The main characters are fun to read about
- Dilaf is such an annoying little shit, maybe the most hateable cosmere guy
- It's a beautiful story about resilience and surviving through a horrible situation
- they got shiny skin
14. Ulaam's limbs
- Arm
- Arm
- Leg
- Leg
- Arm
15. Autistic characters
- Steris
- Renarin
- That kid from Elantris
- Jasnah
- Kaladin
16. Where you should start reading
- Wherever you want
- but probably not sunlit man
17. Characters who should be bisexual
- Kaladin
- Adolin
- Navani
- Hrathen
- Ham
18. Things I don't understand
- How flying fabrials work
- Why Awakening even needs colors
- How to do that coin trick that Wax does in a flashback
- What a chasmfiend actually looks like
- Why Brandon thought putting Zane in the book would be a good idea
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poob is rolling back its DEI initiatives. poob fired all of its employees after they tried to unionize. poob's ceo was recently on david sperm's podcast saying that he thinks women are the same as dogs to him. but poob is the only service that has candyworld chronicles on it so its really hard to just stop using it :/
Reblogged alphaori
BESTIES
[ID:
- A tweet by tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @/caranthirs that says, "holding up a fictional guy like well you aren’t exactly transgender but you do have a profound sense of alienation from other people which is close enough"
- The same tweet, but now it says "well you aren't exactly autistic but"
- The same tweet, but now it says "well you aren't exactly aroace but"
- A meme of three very muscular people labeled "aroace," "transgender," and "autistic" shaking hands, captioned "a profound sense of alienation". End ID]
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im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,
I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."
this one’s my favorite actually
Reblogged werewolfetone
im obsessed
Flag of jesus dying for our sin
Reblogged bacteria-alex
Yknow it'd be really cool if i could see like even a single post about Luigi Mangione that doesn't heavily imply or even outright state that he's the UHC shooter
Cause like he's not, all the evidence is incredibly questionable at best and at this point he's been so heavily covered and smeared that a fair trial could never be carried out. Even if the jury/the courts find him guilty I don't think ill believe it unless they bring up some actual solid evidence that they've been for some reason hiding cause so many people just assume he's guilty that the jury would be heavily heavily influenced
Stop doing the police's job for them in framing a guy
Reblogged crazysodomite
i miss her (dashboard unfucker)
i miss her too, nameless stranger
they fucking killed me. they erased me
Good news! It's now a Firefox extension, and the latest tumblr web UI update is already unscrongled.
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🟪 minecraft-elvis follow
woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether
🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow
woah mama you suck
🟪 minecraft-elvis
bitch
🟦 speedrunner-elvis
wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama
🔫 elvis-corrector follow
say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky
🟪 minecraft-elvis
woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*
🔬elvis-scientist follow
this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry
🔍 elvis-detector follow
BEEP
Woah mama this is what Tumblr should be
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i had to try and draw a princess taur. Sorry
maybe instead of hating the pea (pavel) she cant sleep without it... consider
...
*pupils dilate* YES. MORE.
SO CUTES SWEETNESS?!>?!?!?! YES YES YES. yes. this is exactly what i had in mind. MOOREEEEE.....! princess taur making her bed every night amd making sure there's a pavel in there. YES OMFFGGG YES. maybe the mattresses and the bed should be taurs too. More. he looks so silly he is in a perpetual state of acceptance of whatever taurs do to him. so sutesit. i like to imagine how it would feel when the taur finally gets into bed and falls asleep. I LOVE PRINCESSTAUR i want her to use pavel as a scratching post or perhaps a toy to play with. MOREEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Reblogged typhus-andronicus
huh weird.
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Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:
- Not all Men are evil
- Everyone has the capacity for evil
- Transgender Men are men
- Transgender Women are women
- Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
- Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
- Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
- Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"
Anyone can be
Non-Binary, there is no
“look” or requirement
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reblogged alphaori
why are time loops always only like 1 day long?
the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.
but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.
but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time
Official Time Loop Post
You can never have the same child twice. How many loops does it take a grieving time traveller to accept that.