boys night

bug lite

Lick!

Lick?

yknow what. yeah. this post is all yours lil guy

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

This post is: Kiki

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

juniper whERE did you find a nearly brand new uninteracted post thats been dormant for over a decade

tumbrler :3

My favorite sad old man!!!!

house may be a 50+ year old man but the levels of toxic codependency and yearning he has with wilson practically makes him the same as a 16 year old teen girl lesbian

say it with me: deserts aren't inherently bad. deserts are very important and are home to many ecosystems. you want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a healthy, thriving desert. you don't want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a forest. deserts and forests are distinct, separate biomes that are both indispensable. you want to see them both at their best. and a desert at its best doesn't look like a forest at its best. they're each beautiful in their own way.

third time i think i see a free parking spot only for another FUCKING GLOBSTER to be there

You're intruding on its natural habitat anyway. Boohoo.

how is a parking lot a habitat??? do they eat groceries then go decay in some parking space?? i swear to god people will say anything instead of picking up these unidentifiable corpses off the pavement

these urban globsters are actually similar to a slime mold! They're usually the result of death of animals such as seagulls and raccoons.

You can't hide this in the comments

( @clinicaltrout)

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.