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˖°✧ WIZARD ENJOYER FROM NZ ✧˖°

@crabussy / crabussy.tumblr.com

ko robin tōku ingoa!
19 | he/him | pākehā kiwi | system host
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this is my silly little blog for me to fling all the stuff I forage from the musty and wet corners of this website. call me robin, rob or thing!
aspiring conservationist & ecologist, creature liker...
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heyyyy welcome, welcome!! I've been expecting you. You don't need to wipe your feet on the mat, mud tracks on the carpet adds some personality to the space!! Hang your coat on the weird fake taxidermy pronghorn. To your left, the dining room, currently occupied by 23 people (and not people) having a heated debate about whether chartreuse is green or yellow (its neither). Oh, and here on our right is a comprehensive list of my Things! Take a peek, I'll be waiting in the corridor with the mosaic floor.

post includes: info about me, hobbies, tags, sideblogs, DNI, disclaimers and explanations!

(this is going to be LLLLOOOOOONG. I love explaining!!)

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

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The plum you're going to eat next summer

by Gayle Brandeis

The plum you’re going to eat next summer doesn’t exist yet; its potential lives inside a tree you’ll never see in an orchard you’ll never see, will be touched by a certain number of water droplets before it reaches you, by certain angles of light, by a finite amount of bugs and dust motes and hands you’ll never know. The plum you are going to eat next summer will gather sugar, gather mass, will harden at its center so it can soften toward your mouth. The plum you’re going to eat next summer doesn’t know you exist. The plum you are going to eat next summer is growing just for you.

choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty

oh if someone whacked me with a sturgeon that'd be great. yeah baby woo! these bony plates are ripping my skin appart!

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Assorted sketches of the ryerunner, an ostrich-sized herbivore that lives on the wheat-covered planet Alicanto. Its frilled eyestalks fold over its head, forming a sort of natural balaclava that shields its eyes and upper nostrils in the strong winds. When extended, the underside is a bright, iridescent white; the sudden flash of a ryerunner's frill can be disorientating to practically anything with eyes in the dull sepia landscape.

Though they, as obligate herbivores, have little interest in eating other animals, ryerunners engage in a particularly gruesome form of kleptoparasitism: using their long front claw, they will cleanly "dissect" other plant-eating animals for their stomach contents (and another other occasional treats, such as gestating eggs or large internal parasites). By seeking out this partially digested food, they are able to add significant variation to their diet and include vegetation they would otherwise not be able to access. Attacks on carnivores are rarer, though still not especially uncommon. Herds of ryerunner will sometimes curiously follow animals, nutritional value or no, for up to several hours - both at ground level and by climbing to the surface of the wheat to stalk from above - before killing and carefully "dismantling" said animal as a group, a play behavior that reinforces social bonds and strengthens valuable hunting skills.

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ponyfied them both AGAIN. magus is a griffin this time I think it suits them a lot :3 translating simon's colour palette into a more colourful palette was genuinely so much fun??? I'm fond of his blue hair streak and yellow fur

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ONE MILLION BILLION PONY ADOPTS!!!!! 11/21 available!

PRICE REDUCED FROM 20USD to 10USD! if you want to offer more, please do! I can add a horn and/or wings for an extra $1. toyhouse post here

once a pony has been paid for, I will send the non-watermarked image to you. SOLD LIST:

seal with ball - slumberingsuns venus flytrap - wheatlev apple and worm - mouldybread purple dusk - hanged-man-is-trans book with candles - parrotparfait calico cat - parrotparfait ladybird - beetlebarks on th bugs - pbjamms potions - wheatlev mocha marshmallows - arcreblogs sandcastle showers - widowgasted

I will also make themed customs for the same price!

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iridescent giant anteater dragon for sale!!! . ݁ . ݁˖ . ݁

this look me 2 hours and many different palette variations to get just right! I settled on white and cream fur, pale pink scales with a bit of blush, and a soft pink-purple-green gradient. hope you all enjoy!

$10USD flat price!!!

CURRENT HIGHEST OFFER: N/A

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