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Bii not afraid, sinner. Your devotion to God shows goodness in you; plentiiful indeed. The heart is wiilling, but the bodii must rest, lest you squander one of the Lord's criiations.

I have replayed this level so many times trying to p rank it I hate this voice line

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YAY I LOVE THESE GAMES

yes its almost all alastor. we live like this.

open tag 4 all my fwiends :3

《sera/al》

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Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

Muepyel

Guys what the FUCK

Miacliel

Raarrel <- with the parents and last name I hate

Roartiel <- with daydream last name

Welp. Rawr. It’s how dinosaurs say ily

Caaalel <- with legal first and middle names

Caediel <- with chosen first and middle names

I like the second one better

Prayxiel

i actually think its pretty cool

maybe Priyxiel for a dif spelling

heiaeiel (legal first + middle name)

heaeeiel (chosen first + middle name)

Moelriel

Honestly, I like it

boavdiel hmm i kinda fw that

jiirziel/jiiezel (FUCK MY 25% MEXICAN BLOOD OMFG)

Boaaliel/el

Damn it’s giving snake Fr

Wiiitel

my angel name is quite literally ‘little’ said in an uwu voice

coetxiel

how tf do you even say this? co-et-xist-iel ?? co exist iel?? co et xiel?? this sounds too much like axolotl

Luurgiel

It means spy in English, so am I secretly a demon or some shit?

Neaeliel tf even is that

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I think ur one of those cockett girlies whose secretly like "I'm gonna touch u" irl

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You ARE both

i WILL touch you and i WILL look cute doing it

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

woah there buddy

me too pls 😍

ladies, ladies, please, there’s enough of me to go around 😏

Gasp, cheating on your husband!!

WAIT WAIT WAIT NO

AHEM, MUST I USE SCREENSHOTS?

fuck being married is HARD i have to adjust my entire lifestyle now 😭😭

can’t even flirt with the moots 😔🙏

Oh wait i forgot i wnat yall to stay married erm actually i didn’t see anything in fact im blind, forgot this was an open relationship

no it ain’t

chuuya BETTER not be talking to other girls

it’s only open for me 🤭

GASP ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!!! GASP!!

Sniff I can't believe this...I thought we had something special...

GUYS WAIT NO

YOU ARE TOO HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME...YOUR WIFE...BUT NO YOU INSTEAD CHOOSE...OTHERS.....I GUESS THIS IS THE END OF US... GOODBYE

HELP HOW MANY LEOPLE AM I MARRIED TO??????

THATS IT IM LEAVING YOU AND TAKING THE KIDS

I HAVE KIDS???((?!,!?(????!??,)???????

HOW COULD YOU FORGET LARRY, GARRY AND EMMA! YOUR A HORRIBLE MOTHER... THEY'RE BETTER OFF WITH ME THEN YOU!!!

if i willingly named my kids larry, garry, and emma then i AM a terrible mother

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW YOU WONT BE ALLOWED TO SEE THEM EVER AGAIN WITH HOW HORRIBLE YOU ARE

(I came up with those names on the spot 🤣)

GOOD!!!!!!!!!

KEEP EM, I’M MARRIED TO @the-real-chuuya NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CANT BELIEVE YOU HOW CAN YOU NOT EVEN FIGHT FOR US..AFTER ALL WEVE BEEN THROUGH....I CANT BELIEVE THIS

I… I….. I……. I NEVER WANTED KIDS BUT I WAS TOO SCARED TO TELL YOU 😖😖

GASP..HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME...I GUESS TRUE TO YOUR NAME YOU ARE NOTHING BUT INSUFFERABLE

(joke I love ya girl)

HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT 😢😢😢😢

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT..IM LEAVING YOU FOR GOOD AND STAYING WITH @sw33tl1f3 FOR GOOD

no @insufferablewhore KEEP HER I DONT WANT JER ANYMORE :(

I DONR WANT HER EITHER‼️‼️‼️

I BELONG TO @the-real-chuuya ONLY 💞💞💞

let’s burn her at the stake :)

and the kids too <3

MHM!!!!

BABY PLSSS DONT DO THIS TO ME..DONT TEAR US APART FOR ONE STUPID MISTAKE..I NEVER LOVED HER I ONLY LOVE YOU AND BLOOP

okay rude 😒

GO AWAY IM TRYING TO MAKE AMENDS WITH MY BEAUTIFUL TALENTED AND BETTER THEN YOU WIFE

SHE DONT WANT YOU

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR OWN VALINTINE

HOW MANY AFFAIRS AND DOUBLES LIVES HAVE TOU HAD HUH?!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i don’t…(sniff) i don’t know if we can work through this

please tell me how many then maybe we could work through it…

I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY THEY JUST KEEP SPAWNING

Ladies, ladies, calm down.

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