prettiest angel in the garrison

misha collins posting a picture of himself clutching the pride flag w a death grip while wearing castiel’s fit w part of the caption being “proud of my old friend cas” is wild work. truly he’s done it again

he said STOP scrolling he GAY

#he looks like hes about to be pushed out the door of a plane #and has only the flag for a parachute #why are his orbs. like that? #misha collins #i cant even tag this as 'happy pride' #because he seems to be experiencing every emotion known to man except those two ( @chiisana-sukima )

@drexelian behold your man

You cant get this on any other website

Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:

Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.

The straight up whiskey sausage

I love the way it bursts into flames with perfect comedic timing

Me embarking on the a new and exciting new journey called “slowly and cryptically revealing my oc’s backstory through meme redraws”

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memeception:

Feel free to speculate or ask me more in the tags!

@naistired @drexelian hey guys meet your godchild

can’t believe that gay firefighter is gonna show hole on tv tonight

I don't get it, what are you trying to say here?

There is no meaning or intention behind anything that I post. I comprehend nothing. I just like the sounds that the keyboard makes when I'm tapping on the keys, and the fact that I manage to produce words, and seemingly coherent, grammatically correct sentences, is purely coincidental.

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?” 

Tumblr is such a delightful space because there really is people from all walks of life. There's somebody with the life experience range of an 11-year-old in a 33-year-old body going "actually being engaged with this thing that I have never encountered in real life is super weird and creepy, I don't know anybody who does that", and the next person is like "we are trying to teach my daughter latin since she already knows all the latin names of her favourite animals and my grandmother's best friend is an university professor who teaches it", and the next one is like "anyway a funny thing happened today when I was sucking dick for meth "

Don't forget the fellas that tell you stuff like how much of the ASCII character set you used. Or randomly hand out fish. Or roleplay as a caveman.

Or estimate your shoe size from one single photo of your boot.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

Why do you have that blacklisted in the first place? Seems oddly specific

because I hate americans and redditors next question

Don’t wanna be an American Redditor

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

Even funnier to imagine that the Pope had a steam page that just looked like this:

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

rapid onset carcinisation

Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

I laughed way too hard at this