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Oh you don't like it when I refer to myself as queer? Well now I'm a tranny and a faggot.
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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know
I think...you might be right
what the fuck
can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear
thank you for getting exactly what i meant
confirmed: autism transmitted via wanton slutiness. now gimme
just to confirm. i now have autism #thankyousluts
folks its viral. remember to fag strong together
every time I tell someone I use any pronouns and they immediately default to they/them I turn into that George Constanza post a little more
well I never said I don't like they/them
"any pronouns" i say, and no one ever uses a single neopronoun. just one binary pronoun and "they" all the way down.
bro not a single neopronoun! not even a little xe/xem!
there it is that's it exactly
girls love developing debilitating crushes on their friends. it’s one of girls’ favourite pastimes even
we asked ten million billion girls “who is your favouritest person to fall in love with” and the number one answer was “a friend that we absolutely shouldn’t under any circumstances fall madly in love with” with 97% of the vote
its a shame that so many of y'all dont know how to act because if you are a respectful transfeminist & don't treat trans women like we're sex objects, there are actually many trans women who would be willing (excited even) to let you roleplay treating them like a sex object. you just have to, y'know, treat us like people in actuality first.
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“Steve Irwin of Los Espookies” gets me every time.
i cant do incest play as a mom cause a girl would call me mom in bed and then after we're done im gonna start posting shit like "PROUD AUTISM MOM!"
me after my daughter fucks me real good
Trump is turning conservative americans into devout buddhists
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