men, what's stoping you from bringing fresh fish in your pockets to gift your girlfriend on their birthday

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

This is why you won't inherit the factory.

i dont want the factory. I want to see fear in his eyes

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

"kill them with kindness" correct. sylveon use draining kiss

A scallop hits da bricks. Filmed in Norway. From The Norwegian Fjords: Life in the Twilights (2018).

whatever. go my scallop

Baby, no... The sex is great, I'm just worried about why your leitmotif starts playing in a minor key whenever we get down to it.

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ERASER@YepWn

Everyones allways like "Go, My Scarab" and throws me at a guy but no ones ever like "Come Here My Scarab" and gives me a hug, know what I mean?

I don't know. I just don't know

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

hey everyone, I posted a great deal of new art on my patreon, here are some crops! I get paid tomorrow.

It would mean the world to me if you guys could come and check it out, and if you'd like to subscribe- I only charge literally one dollar a month for access to almost 400 pieces of exclusive artwork.

I am trans and disabled from the global south, and more opportunities to create art so I can make ends meet for my family is immense, and something I do not take for granted.

Posted some new art, please consider supporting! Would absolutely love to meet my goal, I’m only three away! Only a dollar a month

Posted some new art my lieges, would deeply appreciate any support I can receive!

Hey everyone. Still have not recovered from. Everything. Elon Musk destroying everything I built for my art career, and Apple deciding to charge anyone using the app around 30% more. Both in the same year. Would absolutely love any help recovering, I have almost *400* exclusive artwork on my patreon, would mean the world to me if you guys can please reblog this and maybe help me find an audience. My patreon is legit only a dollar a month!

I posted some new art on my patreon you guys! Here's a crop. You can view the full image, and almost 400 pieces of exclusive art, up on my patreon :)

Posted some new art to my patreon, yall!

I made some new art, posted to my patreon. Here's a crop. Please please please, consider having a look and subscribing, it's legit only a dollar a month.

The issue with the loudest voices of the trans-movement being white

Okay, let’s start with this disclaimer: if you have a problem with a black cis-man calling out racism in the transgender community, then too bad. Erin and a lot of nonblack trans activist community have already got caught up with associating with Keffels and co-signing misogynoir. Today, I’m looking out for my blackness. Fuck everybody else with the exception to Palestinians and Native Americans. Fuck everybody else tho.

The biggest issue with white trans-activists is the same with white feminists: you are white. And you underestimate how much that clouds your perspective. Looking at the comments of Erin’s skeet, and it’s crazy how long it takes for someone to point out that black hairstyles have been legally prohibited in workplace settings or in general. There are laws to police the way we dress still up today.

Not to mention that every non-white American racial minority can share the same stories of American society dictating social attire racially. Native Americans had their long hair cut in boarding schools aka reeducation camps. No hijabs laws were passed. I could go on.

Erin, this isn’t “North Korean” shit. This is and always has been American shit. And because of your reluctance to actually engage with anti-white supremacist movements, you say blithely racist shit like this and look like a whole ass clown.

We can talk about how you only center white transpeople, but that’s beyond my motherfucking purview aka I don’t have the time and yall ain’t paying me. Point is that the trans community has a racism problem and the moment anyone calls it out, there is this backlash against the(usually black) shotcallers who are also trans. Same goes with class reductionist socialists, feminists, and just about every other movement non-racism focused. It’s a fucking problem.

Someone on Facebook said that this was the Aikido version of “POCKET SAND!” and they’re absolutely right

Ive done this once

La Chancla

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

"But why can't we see the light of other torches?!"

Well maybe the base assumption of Fermi on how common life is was orders of magnitude too high?