I always wanted to experiment with bigger doll sizes, and guess who's my test person of choice for this project? Yeah. I urgently needed another Paul doll on top of the two small ones 😏 Then again, I want to try crochet doll clothes too, which means I could make lots of silly shirts for him, haha.
Although this doll size is kinda fun, so I might make more of these (if I've got any good ideas, that is)
Please do a picture of Big Paul with Small Ian.
The Incredible Machine 2 with an important message (description under cut)
Instead of writing "the dominant phenotype of gay man" you should write "the prevailing phenotype of gay man".
but then I wouldn’t get to do the “not that kind of dominant” joke!
My Adverse Film Club entry:
I was a homeschooled Christian kid so my experience with movies was basically solely cartoons and family films until I got to college, which had a well stocked DVD collection because of their film classes. But I wasn't allowed to check out any of them because they were on reserve for people in the film classes?
The solution was that I didn't check them out: I checked out a DVD VIEWING ROOM which was basically a closet with a DVD player, small CRT TV, and uncomfortable chair from the 70s.
I distinctly remember watching A Clockwork Orange and The Big Lebowski in that tiny stuffy room. It wasn't fun.
oh wow, that’s incredible
I dreamt you were an actor and transitioned from a hot guy with an amazing beard to an objectively way woman named Mary [something something].
And when i went to look you up in twitter, it was decorates super american patriot, with US flags everwhere and saying that you're proud to be American. "Best country and home of all men, women and computers".
huh. I think you met Evil Foone from an alternate universe.
To some degree, that was just the dominant* phenotype of gay man from the 70s, 80s, and much of the 90s. Lotta leather, big muscles, hairy chests, and big mustaches.
* not necessarily that kind of dominant.
I keep wanting to add LGBT themes to my game but it's a game about running over pedestrians. So what an I going to do, give you an achievement for like "congrats! You just flattened a lesbian with your car"? That seems like a bad idea.
Im not gonna stop yelling about it until people remember that fat trans women exist. And I mean actual fat trans women. Not the trans girl you know with a little bit of a tummy who had to start buying medium sized shorts after being on HRT for a year I mean women who've had problems finding clothes that fit since before we started transitioning. Women who's "flat as a board" moments were having C cups before E even kicked in. Women who are often made the face of offensive stereotypes aimed at the entire transfem community. Women who's weight hasn't started with a 1 since they were 13. You have to remember we exist. You have to know that we're here. You have to hype us up just like all the girls with more palatable physiques that you wanna fuck.
Fuck with all of us or fuck off.
Symptom X is associated with Mental Illness You're Diagnosed With, Other Mental Illness You're Diagnosed With, Thing You Probably Have But Have Never Been Formally Diagnosed With, and Stuff That Runs In Your Family.
There are no treatments. Or it can be treated in 50 differently ways, most of which won't work for you and all of which will take weeks or months to get diagnosed with enough to get treated.
Why can't I unplug my brain?
Enjoy my latest crochet doll story masterpiece lmao. It's oddly fun to play around with them, and when I found that old doll dress in a drawer...it had the right size, okay?
+bonus:
I'm exited for the rise of crochet-slash as a medium
If anything it's actually harder to make a system that's expressive enough to do interesting things and prevent it from being turing-complete
Turing completeness is like crabs: everything evolves until it's Turing compete.
(crabs are Turing compete, btw. You can run Doom on crabs)
Apparently when I'm off my antidepressants, I get the same "write a whole well researched posts but then delete it because I'm paranoid it might be offensive" thing I get when I'm high, but without the fun of being high.
I don't recommend this. If this goes on I may never post ago.
@beavercartographer.bsky.social: New Bluesky sense of humour verification
If you tried to implement this on mastodon, there'd be a fork of mastodon by the end of the day, so that people can proudly preserve their right to not understand the concept of comedy
