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WHAT hahahahahaha fuck her
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i have officially decided
my online middle and last name
behold the wonder that is avery asphodel owens
ngl i kind of modeled it after my queerplatonic partner @lucyrobins but that’s another thing
(happy five monthiversary lucy)
OMG, happy anniversary. Also, how is it based on me? asphodel is COOL tho
lucia & avery: five letters, three syllables. this wasn’t really on purpose, i decided my first name before meeting you.
lillian & asphodel: i believe asphodel means lily in like, greek or something. also they both start with the same letter of our respective first names.
robins & owens: also not really on purpose but it is my last name for my author name and i couldn’t help but notice the similarities (they’re both a name + s)
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taelornicole
Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
Grey, red, white, green. What abt me?
grey red teal white green
i have officially decided
my online middle and last name
behold the wonder that is avery asphodel owens
ngl i kind of modeled it after my queerplatonic partner @lucyrobins but that’s another thing
(happy five monthiversary lucy)
Reblogged abscshshhd
So JKR is anti asexual now to
Anti-asexual discourse has always been a canary in the mine when it comes to anti-LGBTQ stances. First it's trans people, than ace people, then gender non-conforming people, then bi people... it will just keep going until it's every queer person.
I looked up the tweet to confirm it was real (because even now it was shocking), and she doubles down (as she always does) in follow up tweets.
It’s always felt like the way TERFs hate Asexuals is related to the fact that we kinda fuck with their narrative by existing.
They can’t spread transphobia on the back of gender essentialism that says people with penises are animals with no impulse control, if simultaneously it’s generally understood that some people (which includes some people with penises) just don’t have that sexual impulse.
If asexuality is real then a lot of Radfem rhetoric starts falling apart.
Ace people exist, I know 'cause I am!
jk rowling can kiss my ace ass
hahahahahaHAHAHAHA she doesn’t know shit
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taelornicole
Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
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New Series on Tapas!
Please check out my new series on Tapas, titled 'Til Death Do Us Apart. I have this work posted on Wattpad as well; however, this version being posted to Tapas is draft 2 (aka the much better version).
Please consider checking out my sapphic book set in the Victorian Era! It would mean so so much to me, as it's my dream to publish this novel one day. <3
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ it’s amazing i love it
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
hydro-punk
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
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Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”
i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:
she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten
she said it was the
most beautiful sick email
she’s ever gotten
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
LMAO THIS IS GOLD
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Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec
jewish-harley-quinn
Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about
ohhh “cable knit” i get it now
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viintersol
Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.
aestheic-writer18
PLEASE YALL SPAM ME IDC I LOVE IT
sure, just don’t ask anything weird lol
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*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.
Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.
ok but can we admire the sheer amount of detail
these nails have???
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it wasn't actually as funny in my brain as I felt like it was so it had to become funnier through art