when you get an idea for a fic but you know you’re going to have to really take your time with it in order to properly capture all the little details and plot points and themes you want to convey, but also you’re an impatient bitch who wants to write out and read that fun story in your head right fuckin’ now

I love ships that are like "well they're not healthy for eachother but at the same time why would you ship them with anybody else". Like. yeah objectively they're horrible together but both of them suck so much it would be mean to ship them with anyone else

With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

*choking gurgling blood dripping from my nose choking and gurlging on the blood pouring out of my nose*

Reviews are in! Reviews are glowingly positive! Reviews are glowing like the cloud we All Hail.

Jumpscare

hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore

new twiyor fic!!! :D

it’s based on an outdated joke but i thought it was funny :> hehe

you can read it here! hope you enjoy :)

okay so i actually feel really bad for pranking you guys like this but i really did actually write a new twiyor fic please forgive me 😭

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

Soul swap

SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL

Reblog to tell the person you reblogged it from that they are really cool.

They say your eyes are a window to your soul. And only half his soul remains

I love this old man, this silly old rat has been through so much