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I'm not a moron (I promise) | pfp by @pizza-feverdream | he/him | certified tumblr funnyman

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

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censorbotoffical

beepboop. censorbot approved

Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.

We still think it’s funny in December 2019

We still think it’s funny in December 2020

We still think it’s funny in December 2021

we still think its funny in december 2022

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lord-have-mercer

we still think it’s funny in December 2023

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die

Alternatively: create the content and become adored by like 3 people forever

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag your friends kicking and screaming into it

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag complete strangers into it who then become beloved friends

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.

Permanently.

Incoming… gamer.

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