obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it's getting gently stroked on the head
My animal
@creatures-in-posts lil guy
Confirmed creature post •_•
obsessed with this version of the salute emoji where it looks like it's getting gently stroked on the head
My animal
@creatures-in-posts lil guy
Confirmed creature post •_•
Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite
beepboop. censorbot approved
“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.
hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.
We still think it’s funny in December 2019
We still think it’s funny in December 2020
We still think it’s funny in December 2021
we still think its funny in december 2022
we still think it’s funny in December 2023
my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”
Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.
Blowjobs used to be illegal lmao
Skdnsndnsnd
lets ambush mama
Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die
Alternatively: create the content and become adored by like 3 people forever
Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag your friends kicking and screaming into it
Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag complete strangers into it who then become beloved friends
in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’
Mister sex goblin… if you don’t stop saying that, I’m going to have to ban you from Ponyville.
Permanently.
Incoming… gamer.
This post is: Bouba
She’s like Sonic
That's a raccoon