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Name: Squeaky Hinge
Pronouns: he/her/he/her
Likes: Squeaking
Dislikes: WD-40
As a lot of you know already, my mom passed away unexpectedly last week, so one of my mom's coworkers set up a GoFundMe to help my family since she only has so much life insurance to go around...donations will help my dad pay my mom's bills and mortgage and stuff so I'd really appreciate if people could share/donate!!
I'll also be accepting GoFundMe donations as payment for my art and writing commissions for as long as the GoFundMe is up!!
this could be the snart of something big
this could be the snort of something pig
One solution to the male loneliness epidemic could be mandatory feminization
Another solution could be bombing the suburbs and replacing them with serene pine forests but I'm not a politician I'm just an everyday citizen with commonsense ideas
Or men could just stop being whiny bitches about it
my two suggestions seem more likely to happen in our lifetime
ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
this too shall pass
HURRY UP
It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.
Transphobes talk about women like they’re Barbies. Have you forgotten the existence of cameltoe? Tiny boobs? Narrow hips? Broad shoulders? Why do you think choirs have altos and not just sopranos? What do you think female athletes look like? Do you think a woman that lifts weights and plays contact sports will look like a 90s supermodel? At what point in history did we collectively forget that human bodies have natural variability???
official anti terf post
Summoned this earth elemental and made it clean my gaming hovel. It's wilted now and sick.
okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle