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matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

from my sources adjacent to tumblr--from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector--im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff, and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce. i'm hearing there are about 25 people left.

🇺🇸tony's chocolonely chocolate bar recall due to rocks🇺🇸

literally, due to rocks. they got rocks in them

april 2, 2025

Tony’s Chocolonely Inc., a New York, New York Corporation, is voluntarily recalling seven lots of Tony’s brand Dark Almond Sea Salt Bar (6.35oz); and Everything Bar (6.35oz) because the product may contain small stones. The products were distributed nationwide and sold in the United States via retail stores and www.tonyschocolonely.com; distribution of the products began February 7, 2025 and ended March 24, 2025.

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this recall only affects some lots of the dark almond sea salt bar and the everything bar, due to the rock problem. they were distributed nationwide in stores and on the internet. I included their pictures at the top.

I am not able to format a table for tumblr, so check that recall link for the specific lot codes and expiration dates.

The recall was initiated following 12 reports of consumers finding small stones in the product not filtered during third-party almond harvesting and the almond processing process. All complaints occurred outside of the United States and Canada, and no injuries were reported.

they found rocks after there were 12 reports that said hey. there are rocks in this. this can easily lead to dental problems if someone tries to bite full force on a rock and breaks a tooth or otherwise injures their mouth. dental infections can eventually become life-threatening even in people who are young and otherwise healthy. so it is a good thing nobody apparently ate the rocks yet. or at least, nobody got injured while potentially eating rocks. yet

If you have purchased one of the affected products with the specified lot codes and have not yet consumed it, you are advised not to eat the product. Please return the product to the store of purchase for a refund or replacement or dispose of the product. Please consult the following webpage to confirm how to identify the lot code and claim a refund or replacement in your market: https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/recall-fo-intl-0325

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please do not the rocks. thank you

Cannot emphasize this enough, do not sign for a loan with someone you're dating. That shit is already used for so much abuse within marriages but to be financially attached to someone you're not even married to will cause you nothing but problems. Don't do it

Dont co sign for that car your boyfriend of one year wants. Do not take out a joint loan with that person who only just moved on with. And for the love of God do not sign for a mortgage with someone you would not legally attach yourself to in the eyes of the state. That person now can wreck your credit and has unbelievable control over your ability to get loans and housing going forward. Don't fucking do it

I’d love it if Fromsoft dedicated the next 6 years of development to various Victorian Horror themed games that aren’t Bloodborne as exclusives for every platform except Sony. 2026 is Duskbloods for Nintendo, 2027 is Borne Of Night for the Sega Saturn, 2028 is Bleeding Sunset for the PC98, 2029 is Basketborne for arcades, 2030 is Duskbloods Kart for Newgrounds, 2031 is Back 4 Borne for the Nokia C32, and 2032 is an anonymous yet suspiciously pro quality drop of a 60 character Bloodborne fighting game executable that runs in MUGEN.

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

Limitations breed creativity in doing something despite those limitations, it's a known thing; however, I'd somehow never considered how it would apply to "showing your support for someone in a competition, when you're not allowed to make noise". This is delightful.

Plus, there's the humour that comes from something being MOSTLY familiar, but one important aspect is COMPLETELY opposite. NORMALLY, if you see a video of people cheering someone on, they're, well, cheering; but here, they're quieter than the average person riding the bus.

Hey everyone im not going to lie to you im terrified and I need help desperately. I still owe taxes from last year and I havent even been able to file this years because I dont have any money to cover it, I dont know what else to do but beg and i mean beg you to help its gotten bad

Please I know everything is hard for all of us but Im working full time, 12 hour days nearly every single day and can barely afford to feed us, let alone cover rent. I need a hand badly anything you can spare will literally save our lives

Venmo @ LKarnstein

here are some verified charities (rated by charitywatch.org) helping palestinians. several of these organisations also provide aid to others in need, such as people suffering in ukraine & haiti. please donate if you're able to.

doctors without borders are an impartial humanitarian organisation providing medical assistance to palestinians in gaza.

project hope are working to deliver medical aid too, along with mental health support.

anera are delivering humanitarian aid (blankets, blood bags, mattresses, hygiene kits & food) to palestinians in gaza & the west bank.

world central kitchen have partnered with anera & have limited access to gaza via supply trucks to deliver water, food & food prep equipment.

muslim aid USA are working with their partners on the ground in gaza to deliver food packages, hygiene kits & medical equipment.

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