transgenderism enjoyer

2011-05-23

thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she’ll almost fully participate in the conversation–politely watching who’s talking, saying something approx the same length & tone of what her parents are saying, occasionally using a questioning cadence & looking at someone specific for an answer, laughing when they laugh–doing everything except actually using any recognizable language

this baby also once tipped me a granola bar at work. she’d been watching everyone in line very closely & when it was her parent’s turn, at exactly the right point in the transaction for a tip, she pickpocketed her mom’s granola bar & shoved it in the tip har

This baby has better social skills than me

This baby has better social skill than this entire antisocial media site.

this baby has better social skills than my baby good for her

i once took an uber driven by an eccentric older gentleman who told me about his young man’s travels in nepal. he said that in a town too small for any formal hospitality, he had been hosted overnight by a nepali family who spoke no english. he spoke no nepali. i asked what they did all night. with an air of matter of factness, he said they shared drinks and talked. “there we sat,” he said, “sipping i’m not sure what. it was white, and strong. and they’d tell me a story in nepali. didn’t get a word. but i could tell when they’d finished and we’d all laugh together. then i’d tell a story in english. they didn’t get a word. but when i finished, we all laughed together. lovely night. lovely, lovely people.” i think this baby gets it

It's so cool that Monster Hunter Wilds manages to have an engaging and satisfying involved narrative. When World tried that it fell flat so hard but this one nails it. The story is also a lot less Colonial than World, much more respectful to both people and nature, it's very nice :>

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

the fresno nightcrawlers

wrote this today in about an hour and a half. (instrumental)

this song is about uhhhhhhhhhhh well who knows really. lyrics below.

i was wondering why this one was being slept on cuz i rly feel like i went insane on it, but i realized that unfortunately when you write a song thats supposed to feel like someone cornering you at a party to force you to listen to their rap, it makes it an uncomfortable listen. not sure why i did not account for that.

Ok so you KNOW ur doing the bad whiteboy rap lyrical spiritual thing? Phew. I don't like being mean to people so I was gonna keep my mouth shut and let you follow your dreams but if that's what you're going for you nailed it 100%. This is terrible. I always turn it off seconds after it starts playing cuz I'm physically cringing. Nice job you're gonna annoy a lot of people with this one.

oh yeah! the whole thesis of the song is how i find it kind of grotesque when cringe white-boy rappers hold their conception of what rap is as "rhyming fast and sounding tough", using it as a vehicle for self-congratulation, more often than not co-opting and gentrifying black imagery and language in the process. which is why the literal content of the song is a nauseating encounter with someone who wants to wear the listener's skin, saying they'd pull it off better than you.

Wow.... Great use of the whiteboy better than thou rap style. No notes.

thank you! :D

fantasy creatures are literally real and they can see the posts you make about them so next time think before making "puts you in a jar with a leaf" or "pulls on your wings as always" because we can see this kind of shit and they remember.

*they

puts you in a jar without a leaf. what now.

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Ok now this is starting to feel intentional

realizing i am essentially a god presiding over my creations. and i choose to put them in chaotic situations. anyways heres me picking one up

no escape.

I went to a library book sale this weekend and I found a very old book called “Electronic Life: How to Think About Computers,” which was published in I think 1975? I’ve been reading it kind of like how I would read a historical document, and it’s lowkey fascinating

There’s a whole paragraph that’s like “okay, find the keyboard. Don’t panic if it has more keys than a typewriter, that’s normal. Really, it’s fine. The extra keys don’t make things harder. It’s FINE”

Thought this section was particularly interesting:

Can the computer create something? At first glance it seems obvious that it can. Animated computer graphics, with their fluid transitions and whiplash perspectives, look strikingly new. And if one watches the machine doing animation work, there seem to be lengthy periods when the computer is acting “on its own.”

But if one observes these processes in more detail, it becomes clear that creation is not occurring within the machine. First of all, computer graphics are not unique. Computers have yet to generate anything that cannot be done by hand—and usually already has been done. Second, the apparent ability of the computer to “act on its own” is the outcome of thousands of hours of patient human effort to refine its instructions. The computer can manipulate a shape for us if we have already informed it what a shape is, what the rules for shape manipulation are, what this specific shape is, and so forth.

You can start an automobile engine and it will run by itself, too, but that doesn’t mean it’s being creative. It’s just running.

Its come to my attention that a lot of people do not know how to deal with a hot car in summer. A lot of people will get back to their car, after hours of it being parked in the full sun, and will open the door to be blasted in the face with furnace-level temperatures, and you'll just clamber in and shut the doors and leave the windows closed and you'll start driving that thing, and you'll wait for the air-conditioning to battle and overcome the heat.

Thats. Insane to me.

The inside of a car can get up to 40°C/104°F hotter than the outside temperature. Why would anyone get inside that????? It's gonna take your air-conditioning at least half an hour to combat that and bring the temperature down to something even remotely reasonable, and in the meantime you're sitting there risking heatstroke.

Now, I understand that it's currently winter in the northern hemisphere, which is where most of this site lives, but a) I'm in the southern hemisphere and today was Lots Of Degrees, and b) y'all should read this now and commit it to memory or queue it to reblog in summer or whatever, because it boggles my mind that some of you get into a car whose interior is literally oven-hot.

So!!!! Some tips!!!!!

If you do this, your car will be a hell of a lot more comfortable a hell of a lot sooner than it would be if you got into a 60°C/140°F cabin and just.... endured that, until your aircon could overcome it.

This post has been brought to you by an Australian who knows not one but TWO people who get into 60°C cars and wait 15 to 30 minutes for their car to drop back down to a temperature that's even REMOTELY tolerable.

just got jumpscared at work today

daycare teacher

*shouts slurs until everyone leaves* : see, they always cancel a truth teller

Armored Lady Monday

Take a wild guess as to what ive been playing for the past 3 days

the joy i feel to be able to choose between the 2 styles of armors, you have no idea, women are finally allowed to wear pants in monster hunter, and men can now safely show their best bootyshort style, it makes me so happy

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