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Sarah/Mousie | 27 | Australian | Mousegirl IRL Ξ˜Ξ” | She/Her | πŸ’œπŸ‘πŸ‰πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸΊπŸ€πŸ’š| I love mouseposting and so should you | I love my wife even more | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ–€πŸ’›β€οΈβ™ΏοΈπŸ­| PFP by portlypigeon Header by scwambledeggs

Hey, I’m Sarah/Mousie, and I'm a silly little mouse! My pronouns are she/her, I’m 27, trans lesbian, an amateur artist, an actual literal mouse, neurodivergent, physically disabled and Indigenous Australian!

I’m pretty erratic with how I post and reblog.

I'm disabled and will sometimes vent about it. Cheese and whine go together.

This blog is 18+.

I tag things I really like as "X my beloved"

I love my wife

I enjoy mice. You have been warned. I am not kidding.

Mousegirl Wheelchair Fund

Treats!!!

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you are now mouse pregnant!

Alright this got me thinking. A mouse can produce 10-12 babies in three weeks; that's about five grams of mouse, ~1.6 grams per week of gestation.

A human can usually produce a baby in forty weeks; about 3,300 grams of human; that's 165 grams per week of gestation; therefore, a human uterus is about a hundred times more efficient than a mouse's.

Therefore, if I'm now mouse pregnant, as pregnant with mice as I can be, then... with three weeks of gestation, I will produce around a thousand newborn mice.

Thank youuuuuuu!!

Now, the other issue: where on my body can I grow nipples like a rash to feed them all?

this is beautiful. everyone should become mouse pregnant

monster house eating gif is banned on my blog. too many people used it. now it irritates me. do not reply to my posts with monster house eating gif. it's not funny anymore.

*curls up nice and small on your pillow* i need a nap... zzz

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