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The Dragon(a)

@doyoudreamofwater

20 year old bi transbian, minors tread very very very carefully(might decide on being 18+ but idk), if you want some more specific stuff you wanna know about me feel free to ask

The World Turns Because Of You

First bit of my book I'm workin on, posted early for you guys

Just for a second, imagine that the world contains more than humans. More than monsters. More than what we know, but so much less than what we've seen. Just for a second, imagine the world turns because of you. (yes, I know, title card moment. this is furry yuri. furi. don't take it seriously.)

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.

-Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles

Where else but tumblr can you see greater insights to your own nature completely detached from your self made by strangers that know you without knowing you and will only ever recall the phantom of an echo once farted into the abyss, never your name

And nobody will even tell me how to draw rouge the bat

Please draw her watching a telenovela and ordering doordash on her day off

absolutely

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

Is he "female socialized" or is he just a standard flamboyant sensitive artsy gay dude who would honestly be indiscernible from any other fem gay guy if you didn't see him as a walking vagina first and foremost.

Is she "male socialized" or is she just a tomboy with a fucking spine who doesn't let anyone talk to her any old kind of way who would honestly be indiscernible from any feminist cis woman y'all gas up on here if you didn't see her as a walking penis first and foremost.

is she "male socialized" or is she just like. disagreeing with someone

my toxic trait is that I think those uwu trans girl memes that 19 year olds on reddit make are pretty funny

this is comedy gold to me

"grow a pair" *grows j-cups*

why the hell would you want boobs big enough to cause permanent back damage??? like, I understand wanting boobs but that's just too much boob your your poor neck!

wait, here me out. z cups

and I would die happy

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

Source: youtube.com
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werechicken-deactivated20241121

The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky

Besides Samus would cream them all

your mind

Isaac's First Good Day

"The guild says this is the new required uniform for healers in the dungeon, I'm not sure if it suits me, what do you think Marcille?"

(Anyway happy falin friday)

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