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War has changed.
Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that
AHH!! Quickly!! The artefacts have escaped the museum!! 😘😘 This video is adorable :D
These ladies are wearing Tang Dynasty hanfu, the famous "golden age" of Chinese history. Artefacts show that aesthetics during this dynasty favored fuller shaped women, if you've ever seen the figures from the museums these ladies look like exact replicas :D
Video src: 包意凡 【博物馆闭馆时间到,我俩要粗去玩!】 https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1iJ4m1K7Mq/
This is gorgeous. Paintings and figurines are helpful but seeing the clothes being worn and IN THE SUNSHINE!!
The fabric is glorious and you see the drape of the cloth during movement.
Fine, I think every museum needs a ten of people to walk around wearing replicas of clothes. This would be amazing for kids on school trips.
I mean Every museum, too!
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs
how to pronounce Souther/ Thouther/ Thouzer/ Souzer correctly.
- Announcer saying Thouther/Thouzer/Souther/Souzer/Thowser’s name when selected, Supre Smash Bros Mêlé´`e (NiNtedio)
honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”
no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS
I feel like this maybe comes down to people conflating knightcore with swordsmancore because modern western storytelling never made the hard distinction between "Knight" and "guy in armor with a weapon" than other parts of the world have
straight dudes don't enjoy dexter, revan or thrawn correctly
most men don't, I don't think, I might be the only cis straight-coded man that appreciates and understands these characters the right way
some may come close, but I feel if they're not willing to fall on their sword for the moon, her daughters or bbws they'll never quite get there on the level that I, the objectively correct, rest at with ease
they don't appreciate ghostface or shang tsung correctly, either, but that's for different reasons. that has more to do with masochism and the ambient background radiation of knowing you'd probably enjoy sucking dick and be REALLY GOOD AT IT if you didn't despise men as a concept so much
am I being sarcastic? humorously hyperbolic? or am I genuinely such a strong combination of arrogance and self loathing that I actually believe that?
I'm a man, you'll never know for sure
Doing this to all of you
scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing
Technically they're using it for bandages. For now.
Quote from the article
The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”
Oh he's definitely eating it
scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it
On this day twenty years ago, Rose Tyler tried to find out more about the mysterious man known as the Doctor by googling "doctor". Iconic shit.
Today, March 27th, is Uni’s 5th birthday!
Thank you for coming into my life.
Please say "Happy Birthday Uni" to him! :3