Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

no phone i have ever owned has ever been off silent mode. i don’t think i’ve ever heard it ring. i can’t even imagine what it would sound like. i’ve never heard a phone ring in a room and thought it was mine. i don’t even process it

remember crytyping? remember when people would crytype during arguments on here for sympathy? how in the world did we let that slide for so long. the more I think about it in detail the more ridiculous it seems

You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

Can't believe NaNoWriMo just did this, but literally.

The despotic fleet, one of the main adversaries of the Dioscorian agents 🔥 The Hidden Isle

Clown Art Month | Day 6 + 7 : Hairstyle + Stickers

This piece justified my sticker collection

for the sake of appearances i am very much a “that’s none of my business” and “i don’t need to know about that. you keep that to yourself” sort of fellow. removed. respectful. but being fully honest i AM a nasty little ears perked freak… like yes tell me all of your information without being prompted at all. i love to listen.

its dire. i need someone to commission a vrc avatar from me so i can buy the april fools emo axolotl

please support my cause

genuine offer btw

examples

the humor of calling people ugly just makes me want to ask those people to define ugly. what exactly are the features you think are ugly? how do you determine a person is ugly? what exactly is the difference between you (attractive person) and the people you call ugly? like genuinely

say that out loud. i am conventionally attractive by society's rigid standards and that makes me superior to people who aren't