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@annepandesal / annepandesal.tumblr.com

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hiya! welcome to my tumblr, i decided to finally make a proper pinned post after all this time so my tumblr bio doesnt look so messy (*‒̀ᴗ‒́*)و

im Anne! she/her. i am 18+

old usernames: servamp-addict & pan-pixie

my past icon was by @/plaguerightsactivist (best thing ive received honestly)

my current icon!!! by @/emmetofthestars (AAAAAA β™‘) thank you thank you >:3

so my blog’s content is really varied, its usually my hyperfixiations and sometimes my ramblings and mostly reblogs

some stuff you might encounter:

  • Sam and Max
  • Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra
  • Adorable Home
  • ever after high
  • Sky COTL (im an Assembly Moff)
  • Stardew Valley
  • ddlc
  • fnaf
  • sims 3
  • adventure time
  • bee and puppycat
  • amazing world of gumball
  • death note
  • bendy and the ink machine & bendy and the dark revival
  • dont hug me im scared
  • clarence
  • Portal and Portal 2
  • Xavier Renegade Angel
  • Venom
  • Servamp
  • Barbie
  • mob psycho 100
  • star trek (apparently ?)
  • Bojack Horseman
  • Sonic the Hedgehog stuff
  • Moral Orel
  • disco elysium (yes but not rlly but yea) (inknow nothing about it but i love them) (actually i know some things and am currently playing but its going slow)
  • team fortress 2 !!! (i am so ill about them wtf....(my fave ships are demosolly & engiescout β™‘)
  • house md
  • cult of the lamb
  • alien stage
  • High School Story (pixelberry)

and some more :3 i forgot and also might have new interests

feel free to send asks or shoot a pm whenever, i like meeting new possible friends

also i have a simblr!! Its abit dead right now but its @pan-pixie-pixels

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DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

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oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

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What the hell

My favorite detail about Jurassic Park is that it has a baked-in justification for any and all retcons it might need to make due to paleontology advancing forwards.

Because there is not a single dinosaur that has ever appeared in Jurassic Park.

Not one. Not in the books. Not in the movies. Not ever.

"Now what John Hammond andΒ InGenΒ did at Jurassic Park was to create genetically engineered theme park monsters." ~Alan Grant

Grant says that in a moment of cynicism. It's part of his arc for the film. But it's not inaccurate. What Jurassic Park has, what it's always had since the very first novel, are "Mostly Dinosaurs".

"And since the DNA is so old, it's full of holes! Now, that's where our geneticists take over!" ~Mr. DNA

It's impossible to recover a fully intact gene sequence from an ancient amber mosquito. Cloning a pure dinosaur would have been completely impossible, and so the park filled in the gene sequence with whatever works. Frog. Lizard. Bird. Whatever they need to get the result they are trying to get.

Every single dinosaur is a chimeric beast made up of mostly dinosaur and a bunch of other stuff that some scientists thought would achieve the appropriate dinosaur-like result.

"Nothing in Jurassic World is natural! We have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different." ~Dr. Henry Wu

Which, from a writing perspective, is fucking genius. Because now you have a preset excuse for each and every plot hole your movie has.

Like. Why don't the raptors have feathers? Because of the chimera DNA.

Why do dilophosaurs spit venom? Because of the chimera DNA.

Why do T-Rexes have movement based vision? Oh, they don't. But Rexy does. Because of her chimera DNA.

Why is the Spinosaurus so fucking big? Because of the chimera DNA.

Why are the velociraptors mislabeled? Because Hammond's a dipshit.

Like. I've always marveled at the way Jurassic Park started out by giving itself a blanket excuse to be wrong about every single thing it ever said about the central attraction of its franchise. It's honestly beautiful, and allows the series a degree of immortality well into the era where we know better about its animals.

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

you see an old post of yours thats dated like a month after you got introduced to Media and it says like β€œhuh im kinda liking Blorbo Bingus? but he’s not really my favorite. he seems sillyyy though he’s neat i’m sure he’s nice :)” and you just

one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man

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