this happened to my friends Jonathan and Thomas actually

Poob has it for you

i'm going to become the joker

Okay

Yeah that’s

Yeah

I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

this meme is so niche

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

bread tag collection from tiktok

always lovely seeing people share their unique interests :)

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

this is a juvenile colossal squid!! it's transparent to camouflage in the shallower waters where it lives at this stage of its life. it'll head deeper and turn redder the older it gets- red light is the wavelength least able to penetrate water, so the deeper you go the quicker the red filters out. red or black marine life is hardest to see down there because there's no red light to reflect off the animal, it'll just be dark! stealthy abyssal terror in the making <3

putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are

"Lawn"

United States

i love this because it's like. why did paleolithic peoples paint the hunt. perhaps to celebrate and honour brave deeds that kept the community alive. perhaps to bring luck for future hunts. perhaps to instruct those who came after how to slay the beast. perhaps to remind us we can: that the mammoth is not unkillable.

this graffiti, too, serves those purposes!

Kinda recontextualizes the hunt for mammoths though

Maybe it wasn't for food

Maybe mammoths are really fucking racist

We need more walkable cities. I am so tired of my transportation turning to aquatic life. It’s so inconvenient.

I try not to be overzealous with this but I do think Trump has a lot to do with the loss of social norms and manners. I worked in schools when Trump was in office the first time and I remember being in situations where I had to correct a student's behavior and thinking jeez, the president behaves worse than this on the news every day. How do you convince people the way they treat others matters when that example exists?

Given that MAGA is basically the Asshole Pride Movement, and Trump's whole appeal is that people feel free to rip the mask off and be their worst selves, I definitely think people are meaner and ruder because of him. The behavior of elected officials matters!

And he’s been around for so long that there are adults now who wouldn’t remember much of the world without him in it. This is all normal to them. I don’t know how you get back to our previously agreed upon social norms when an entire cohort of late teens to 20-somethings have been stewed in asshole pride for 10+ years.

And not to beat a dead horse, but boys in their late tweens and men in their early 20s have been inhabiting a world where a serial rapist who bragged about committing sexual assault became president over a woman twice. There was backlash to Trump 1.0 with #MeToo, and Trump 2.0 is partly in backlash to #MeToo. How do you convince young men to stop being raging misogynists when they've seen that they'll face no consequences for it, and can in fact reach the highest positions of power while openly loathing women?