TommyInnit could never do Hermitcraft but he would absoloutely kill 3rd Life. I want to see him to build the ugliest castle in existence and kill people for sport. Grian would hate it which means it's the best idea I've ever had. Give him a gun even
"Real people can queerbait you" factoid actualy statistical error. Average real person can't queerbait you. Ikiss georg, who harasses a british standup comedian and misleads his fanbase about his queerness intentionally for profit and attention for five years, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
there's no time to explain
after seeing the possuminnit post, I got the community post on youtube as well :)
and they’ve been sold to one direction
I love how being obsessed with livestreamed Minecraft role play for a period of my life has granted me access to seemingly endless interpersonal dramas I can tap into at 7 in the morning. Ex-girlfriend at the function pov
man there truly will never be anything like the experience of moon's big again. part of this is that the hermits don't really want to do that again (both for 'they didn't like doing the short season' reasons and for 'audience reaction to the storyline' reasons). part of this is that to some extent that kind of moment only works once. but like. the buildup man. the month of streams and videos. the creeping dread. the moon bunnies. and then the day everyone actually DROPPED their video. bdubs and his unreliable narrator moments. "did you get everything you needed". everything about it. i miss her (the moon crashing into hermitcraft)... i just want her back (the moon crashing into hermitcraft)...
please i just want a big server storyline happening ominously in the background of everyone's videos, tying everyone together if not in collaboration then with the terrible fate they're being met with, creeping forever more and more in, increasingly inescapable even to those who wish to ignore it. please is that so much to ask,
I hate him
context: • hank green being told he has ranboo vibes, leading him to find out what those are and talking to ranboo in a comment section
• dwayne the rock johnson replying to tommyinnit on his birthday whilst telling him to drink alcohol
• Lil nas X joining the Dream Smp for a day and taking a canon life from Corpse Husband
• mcc15 being on the australian news
• John Cena following tommyinnit on twitter shortly after coming out as a Destiel shipper
• conservative white lady on fox news showing off her chicken named badboyhalo
• ted cruz tweeting happy birthday to dream from his daughters
• donald trump subtweeting quackity when he got cedar rapids trending
• someone at a london anti-mask trump rally holding a l'manburg flag
this is absolutely bewildering to me now, i can not even begin to imagine how batshit this post is going to seem to me in, like, 4 years after forgetting this all GENUINELY happened
almost three years later… What the fuck
something about a truman show complex, greek heroes, and the illusion of free will. // support me on ko-fi :)
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Page one: Two panels. The first panel depicts Techno with a boar skull on his head, in the midst of a scene of violence, clutching the skull of a fallen soldier. The second panel depicts a close up of his face, still wearing the mask, rubbing blood off of it with the outlines of talking people in the background. Text over the two panels read: “It’s hard to be afraid of death when the voices in your head tell you that you can’t die. You’re not sure if that’s a promise or a threat.”
Page two: Two panels. The first panel shows Techno, asleep on a couch with a book on his face and his Arctic Empire cloak draped over the side of the couch. There are eyes that depict the voices crowded around the book. The second panel shows Wilbur, Tommy, and Dream in the midst of conflict, all with strings attached to their arms, as if they are puppets. Technoblade is shown off to the side, holding a book titled “DSMP” and flipping through the pages, confused. Voices are saying “What page are we on? Lol.” Text over the two panels read: “Sometimes the voices ask you to tell them stories, so you read them tales and put on a show. They ask you if you’re just a character in a story. Are you? You’re not, right? Think, Techno. Well, okay. Sometimes your friends talk like they’re acting out a play and you swear you can see lines pulling them into place. Even when you struggle to play along, they act as if it is part of the script.”
Page three: One panel. Technoblade is sitting amongst scattered papers with his hands on his face. The scattered papers have the titles of various Technoblade DSMP Youtube videos written on them. Text on the image reads: “It can hurt, knowing you’re just a character with predetermined lines instead of a person with feelings. The voices are the audience and they’re constantly critiquing your performance.”
Page four: Three panels. The first panel is split into two parts, divided by scattered papers. In the first part, Techno stands with Tommy. Techno seems to be lecturing Tommy, whilst Tommy looks down at his compass in his hands. Tommy is wearing the turtle shell helmet that Techno gave him. The second part shows Techno, Phil, and Ranboo all stood around the book that Techno has been reading the script off of. Ranboo is looking at Techno, instead of the book, and seems to be concerned. The second panel is of Ghostbur and Techno. Ghostbur is floating by Techno’s shoulder, as Techno shows him the book. Instead of looking at the book, Ghostbur is pointing to the text that the voices are implied to be saying. The last panel is of Techno hurrying off the page, only his arm and braid are visible within frame, and his crown has fallen off behind him. Text over the entire page reads: “Eventually you realize that none of this matters. You tell your friends the roles they’re playing but they don’t believe you, not really. So you play your part, and they play theirs. When they die, you can’t bring yourself to grieve because you’re fairly certain there’s a curtain somewhere. One day you’ll make it off the stage, and the voices won’t follow you because there will be nothing to watch.”
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i giggled so much about @fence-time’s playground au i had to draw my own ideas
if @cherrifire were the teacher/supervisor:
