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Fence Is A Pretty Cool Name

@fence-time

Not to be controversial, but men
he/him

“[Impulse]’s getting his health all nice and low cuz he wants my neck kisses…” -skizz “Yeah cuz the fanfic wasn’t bad enough already.” -gem

freaks I hate the freaks

Skizz: If we died on an island and you were-would you eat me, dude? If I died. Impulse: (laughing) Wait-- Skizz: (interrupting) I know, I heard it-- Impulse: --"if we died would you eat me," like, I, uh-- Skizz: If I died, are you gonna eat me? Impulse: Uhhh, I don't think I could, I think I'd rather just starve. Skizz: Nooo, you gotta eat me. Impulse: That's gross. Skizz: You gotta-you gotta--dude. Desperate times, dude. Impulse: I don't think I could-- Skizz: (at the same time) I don't think I could come down here-- Impulse: Wh-why are we-why are we engaging in this conversation right now. Is this our next podcast topic? Skizz: Well! You wanna know why, dude? Cause if we-if this situation unfolds, we're gonna be like, man, we should've talked about this! Impulse: If the situation unfolded, I think we'd have plenty of time to talk about it (laughs) Skizz: That's fair, actually. Impulse: I think I could go at least twenty-one days without starving to death. Skizz: Yeah but. Would you-- Impulse: That's the next podcast.

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IN CELEBRATION OF THE RETURN OF ZITS GAME NIGHTS I GIVE YOU ALL THE ZITS GAME NIGHT CLIPS I HAVE GATHERED. REJOYCE WITH ME, FOR WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.

AND I KNOW THERE ARE MORE MOMENTS. WHOEVER HAS THE SKIZZ MOONING (TWICE), SKIZZ SLAPPING ZEDS ASS, THE CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS NON-PG CARD, IMPULSE CALLING TANGO A SLUT, ZED AND SKIZZ BEING TOUCH4TOUCH AND OTHER SUCH CLASSIC CLIPS PLEASE POST THEM. ACTUALLY THEY DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE CLASSIC JUST POST ZITS GAME NIGHT CLIPS IF YOU HAVE THEM WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS RETURN!!!!

Sorry to the people who followed me from the Dip n pip art, I’m sad to admit I am a mcyt fan account o7

Anonymous asked:

The chances of Dan and Phil going on the Imp and Skizz podcast (when it comes back) are low. But never zero

True,,, and that’s a terrifying concept to me,, literally my 4 comfort guys,,, scary,,,

Anonymous asked:

which hermitcraft member do you think would be most likely to collaborate with dan and phil?

Joe, Cleo or grian,,

Joe or Cleo would be wonderful for me specially but other than just being some of the more likely to know of them there’s nothing linking them ,whereas grian would be the most ‘realistic’ option as in he’s responded to Dan’s (I think it was Dan’s ??) coming out tweet and also has connections to Tommy who has connections to DnP :3 plus professional minecrafter teaches two noobs minecraft would be a good title!

happy 10th birthday to evil x!!!

[image ID: A green poster with microsoft word art that says: "celebrating 10 slutty slutty years of evil." Evil Xisuma, who is a minecraft character with red armor, a grey helmet, and glowing red eyes, is sitting in the middle left. Sparkles, lightning, confetti, and transparent fire are in the background. end ID]

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Giving him multiple arms to maximise ADHD fidgetage

Only after posting do I realise I forgot his stupid fucking gyro-ball… I knew I was missing something … sighs dramatically..

Anonymous asked:

you are Minecraft Garfield to me btw

(compliment)

HELL YEAH!! the best compliment I’ve ever received,,, <3

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Anonymous asked:

is it too soon to add a bad life series twist idea, cuz i got one

12 lives, ranging from fuschia at 12 to red at 1, and each player is assigned a random amount from 1-12 (but not 4) lives. Higher life counts are far less common that lower life counts. In addition, each life count has an additional ability

12 (fuschia) and 11 (violet) life count players have water breathing and resistance 1.

10 (purple) and 9 (dark blue) life count players have strength 1

8 (cerulean) life count players have luck as a purely aesthetic effect, and also are able to tell players with a life count below 3 what to do, and they have to do it, kinda like the zombie superpower.

7 (teal) life count players can eat concrete powder.

6 (jade green) life count players gain a totem of undying upon becoming jade green for the first time.

5 (olive green) life count players have jump boost 1 and deal extra damage with their fists.

4 (lime green) life count players have nothing specific

3 (yellow) life count players have a keybind where they can shoot (possibly guardian) lazers at whatever they are looking at

2 (orange) life count players will have all mobs be passive towards them

1 (red) life count players have a keybind where they can move blocks without picking them up. useful for reordering chests or something idk.

New life series looking great

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Scratch the gif, it's another Homestuck post

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