Listening to a podcast

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Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

Coyote

@wyverwithy

t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

Scoobs

some people really don’t understand that the tummy fat adds a necessary je ne sais quoi to the crop top

thinking about this now that summer is on its way

the fit in question

(he/it/any neopronouns/they!!)

A conversation

i was opening up the nature center and a little wasp flew by while i unlocked the door so i let him out. then i looked down, and there was a spider, a millipede, and two rollie-pollie bugs waiting at the door and they all walked out in a line like they’d been at a party together overnight.

it’s been two weeks and i can’t stop thinking about it.

Let's make a video game!

because I love polls with random combinations that lead to people going "...what?" in the tags

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

So uh I did more