'But asexuals are so harmless why would she come after them/us?' I mean apart from the fact trans people, intersex people and people of colour aren't harmful either and oppression isn't because a group deserved it and marginalised people don't need to be morally pure to not be discriminated against, no asexuality isn't harmless in conservatives' eyes. In an ideology where cis heterosexual marriage and sex for reproduction is seen as mandatory you having little to no sexual attraction ruins the whole set up. You can't 'be fruitful and multiply' in the way god intended. You have a nonsexuality that isn't being forced onto you by them. You're not repressing your desire in the name of god because you barely have any. You have control over your own body and you aren't supposed to do that. You're spitting in the face of conservative sexual and gender roles just by existing. Spit harder!

if i ever lose my memory give me a controller, pop mass effect in, and turn off the lights so i can experience the trilogy for the first time again

The rest of the queers aren't allowed to exclude asexuals anymore; we've got the JK Rowling Seal of Disapproval! It's official, we belong!

Genius

I love it when pets do the thing where they've clearly figured out that certain steps result in an outcome, but they can't quite DO it themselves.

The cat understands that their food is in this container, and that their human gets it, and brings it to the dishes, and then there's food.

But having no thumbs has prevented them from their triumph.

I on the other hand love that he insists on using the bowl even though he could probably just rip/chew a hole in the bag.

Which indicates that he's probably not quite sure WHICH of the steps are crucial so he's earnestly repeating them all.

(kids do this too - it's called overimitation and there are experiments on it.)

An attempt was made.

one wish for buddie canon: once they get together, we start seeing eddie wear hoodies. not even all the time. just occasionally. as a treat. just often enough to Know

You have to follow a couple cringies to #keepitreal. Dont unfollow me.

“i can’t believe my wife forgot to remind me” “eddie why didn’t you remind me” MARRIED

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

First time smut beta: In the, uh ... oral scene ... Dan has 3 hands. He's got one, uh, on the -- look, just count them.

Seasoned smut beta: Somebody jizzed and I don't know where it ended up but canonically he spent a ton of money on that couch.

If something happens to Ravi I’m going to riot

Eddie said "man, I do not know what I'm gonna do without you" and proceeded to Not Do Anything without his man. And I for one think we should respect that.

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking at something you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.

BUDDIE COOKING TOGETHER EVEN IF THEY ARE FAR AWAY 😭😭😭

I’m actually so obsessed with this scene. The rituals are *intricate*. We know Eddie is not a confident cook, but Buck is. They’re FaceTime cooking together for moral support. Who called who? Did Buck send Eddie a bunch of easy crockpot recipes to pick from? What’s Buck cooking? Did he cook multiple things throughout the day so he could be body-doubling with Eddie when he was prepping the crockpot and now when he’s finishing up? They have presumably either called each other multiple times throughout the cook time (because I know at like hour three Eddie was like “are you sure this is working???”) or have been talking for *seven hours*?

I just. Yeah. They live in each other’s pocket even from 800 miles away and I *love it*.

do you think prev is older or younger than you?