Kalliemari!

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grimp-heaper

get infected by the vern virus

grimp-heaper answered:

NOOOOO IM NOW CONSTANTLY ROLLING 1S AND 2S

@rocafe here take this cursed die

grimp-heaper

well you gotta GIVE it to someone cuz I don't want it

@confusedcalliope take the cursed die

SICK! we passin down gifts now?

here @missolaris have a blue shroom

#ttrpg #i’m never actually gonna do it

alright, time to start making a new campaign! first i’ll need to pick the genre, choose an overall theme, start creating the world, and never mind i’ll do this tomorrow

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lets play uno. red 5. your turn

red flip. swap to the back side. your turn.

damn.

well, draw color card. draw until you get ourple

fuck.

draw

i play a purple skip all into a purple 3.

damn well

purple 5

shit uh

orang 5

orang is an interesting choice

orange flip

lets see what happens

fool!

i play the wild card from specifically the pride deck

i choose blue, your turn.

shit

draw

the hell

Who plays uno with only 2 people?

we do

fuck uhhhhhhh

i draw two, back to you.

lemmie count my hand real quick: 10

uhhh

draw

blue 8

i have 12 cards now... no blue...

currently at 9

blue 4

now it’s 8

haHA

green 4

11 cards now

FOOLISH FOOL!

I PLAY A GREEN DISCARD ALL, DISCARDING…

nothing.

i’m at 7.

ya know what

green skip

red skip

yellow skip

yellow reverse

yellow 2

4 cards left hehehe

wow, rude

anyway, yellow 7, hand over ya hand

what in hermes’ name is this hand

a mess

anyway yellow +2

5 remaining

i draw two

6 cards left

i put down a yellow 4

4 left

i play the 4 of diamonds

5 left

oh uhhh

draw

misprint joker phew

10 cards

ah shit uh lemme roll for that… …7, thank god

drawing 7, i guess.

12 cards, your turn.

you forgot to roll for color... ...dark white

uhm

draw

dra-

Boom

i drew the exploding kitten

i use a pair of scissors in my hand to defuse the exploding kitten

*cuts exploding kitten in half*

the scissors go on top of the card pile

and thats my turn

im at 12 cards now, how u shaping up

not much better

i’m gonna use the beer in my hand to remove the top card, which is the scissors.

i’ll then play pot of greed, allowing me to draw two cards

draw

your turn

hmmmm

draw

wild skip two from uno all wild, the color 17

i think its ur turn

13 cards remaining

uhhhhhhh

y’know what

i play the wild triforce card from the zelda uno, the color eggshell

your turn

12 cards left for meeeee

the color eggshell? damn

eggshell blue paint bucket

i gots 12 left now what can u do

ugh, i forgot paint bucket was in the deck

blue 4

11 cards left

green 4

take that

11 cards remaining

damn, i have to use my funny now…

i play a swamp, letting me tap for one black mana

in response to that, i play dark ritual, giving me three black mana

thus letting me cast gloom pangolin (does nothing)

your turn

8 cards left

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lets play uno. red 5. your turn

red flip. swap to the back side. your turn.

damn.

well, draw color card. draw until you get ourple

fuck.

draw

i play a purple skip all into a purple 3.

damn well

purple 5

shit uh

orang 5

orang is an interesting choice

orange flip

lets see what happens

fool!

i play the wild card from specifically the pride deck

i choose blue, your turn.

shit

draw

the hell

Who plays uno with only 2 people?

we do

fuck uhhhhhhh

i draw two, back to you.

lemmie count my hand real quick: 10

uhhh

draw

blue 8

i have 12 cards now... no blue...

currently at 9

blue 4

now it’s 8

haHA

green 4

11 cards now

FOOLISH FOOL!

I PLAY A GREEN DISCARD ALL, DISCARDING…

nothing.

i’m at 7.

ya know what

green skip

red skip

yellow skip

yellow reverse

yellow 2

4 cards left hehehe

wow, rude

anyway, yellow 7, hand over ya hand

what in hermes’ name is this hand

a mess

anyway yellow +2

5 remaining

i draw two

6 cards left

i put down a yellow 4

4 left

i play the 4 of diamonds

5 left

oh uhhh

draw

misprint joker phew

10 cards

ah shit uh lemme roll for that… …7, thank god

drawing 7, i guess.

12 cards, your turn.

you forgot to roll for color... ...dark white

uhm

draw

dra-

Boom

i drew the exploding kitten

i use a pair of scissors in my hand to defuse the exploding kitten

*cuts exploding kitten in half*

the scissors go on top of the card pile

and thats my turn

im at 12 cards now, how u shaping up

not much better

i’m gonna use the beer in my hand to remove the top card, which is the scissors.

i’ll then play pot of greed, allowing me to draw two cards

draw

your turn

hmmmm

draw

wild skip two from uno all wild, the color 17

i think its ur turn

13 cards remaining

uhhhhhhh

y’know what

i play the wild triforce card from the zelda uno, the color eggshell

your turn

12 cards left for meeeee

the color eggshell? damn

eggshell blue paint bucket

i gots 12 left now what can u do

ugh, i forgot paint bucket was in the deck

blue 4

11 cards left

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rocafe asked:

I give you the plurbis

What you do with the plurbis

blushybadboi answered:

oh no the plurbis

why must you give me the plurbis

hey @confusedcalliope take the plurbis

what

wait the plurbis?

nah i don’t need it

hey @missolaris take the plurbis

What?! Why me?

You know what? Return to sender!

(@rocafe)

You can not regift the plurbis back to me.

I am truly hurt by this.

@blushybadboi here, have the plurbis. Tis for you

why must i receive plurbis

@confusedcalliope take them away from me

oh okay

i guess i have the plurbis now

here, @missolaris now i don’t have the plurbis

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grimp-heaper asked:

HEY, QUICK, CATCH THIS *throws you the LITERAL sun* DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT QUICK

missolaris answered:

Oh no oh no oh no

Hey @rocafe take the sun

I refuse.

Keep it

Uhhhhhhhh

Hey @ashokad2 I hope you're cool with this

(PUNTS the SUN)

ashokad2

NONONONONO UHH

OW HOT HOT HOT UM

@grimp-heaper HERE TAKE IT WHILE I THINK OF SOMETHING

grimp-heaper

I have a plan

@blushybadboi quick don't look blind taste test eat this

lick

i dont like it its spicy

@confusedcalliope do you agree about it being spicy

chomp

cant tell. taste buds are burnt.

@rocafe could you hold this for a minute

grimp-heaper asked:

if you were a pikmin which pikmin would you be??

the glow pikmin

look at the silly’s eyes

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lets play uno. red 5. your turn

red flip. swap to the back side. your turn.

damn.

well, draw color card. draw until you get ourple

fuck.

draw

i play a purple skip all into a purple 3.

damn well

purple 5

shit uh

orang 5

orang is an interesting choice

orange flip

lets see what happens

fool!

i play the wild card from specifically the pride deck

i choose blue, your turn.

shit

draw

the hell

Who plays uno with only 2 people?

we do

fuck uhhhhhhh

i draw two, back to you.

lemmie count my hand real quick: 10

uhhh

draw

blue 8

i have 12 cards now... no blue...

currently at 9

blue 4

now it’s 8

haHA

green 4

11 cards now

FOOLISH FOOL!

I PLAY A GREEN DISCARD ALL, DISCARDING…

nothing.

i’m at 7.

ya know what

green skip

red skip

yellow skip

yellow reverse

yellow 2

4 cards left hehehe

wow, rude

anyway, yellow 7, hand over ya hand

what in hermes’ name is this hand

a mess

anyway yellow +2

5 remaining

i draw two

6 cards left

i put down a yellow 4

4 left

i play the 4 of diamonds

5 left

oh uhhh

draw

misprint joker phew

10 cards

ah shit uh lemme roll for that… …7, thank god

drawing 7, i guess.

12 cards, your turn.

you forgot to roll for color... ...dark white

uhm

draw

dra-

Boom

i drew the exploding kitten

i use a pair of scissors in my hand to defuse the exploding kitten

*cuts exploding kitten in half*

the scissors go on top of the card pile

and thats my turn

im at 12 cards now, how u shaping up

not much better

i’m gonna use the beer in my hand to remove the top card, which is the scissors.

i’ll then play pot of greed, allowing me to draw two cards

draw

your turn

hmmmm

draw

wild skip two from uno all wild, the color 17

i think its ur turn

13 cards remaining

uhhhhhhh

y’know what

i play the wild triforce card from the zelda uno, the color eggshell

your turn

12 cards left for meeeee

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rocafe asked:

I give you the plurbis

What you do with the plurbis

blushybadboi answered:

oh no the plurbis

why must you give me the plurbis

hey @confusedcalliope take the plurbis

what

wait the plurbis?

nah i don’t need it

hey @missolaris take the plurbis

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lets play uno. red 5. your turn

red flip. swap to the back side. your turn.

damn.

well, draw color card. draw until you get ourple

fuck.

draw

i play a purple skip all into a purple 3.

damn well

purple 5

shit uh

orang 5

orang is an interesting choice

orange flip

lets see what happens

fool!

i play the wild card from specifically the pride deck

i choose blue, your turn.

shit

draw

the hell

Who plays uno with only 2 people?

we do

fuck uhhhhhhh

i draw two, back to you.

lemmie count my hand real quick: 10

uhhh

draw

blue 8

i have 12 cards now... no blue...

currently at 9

blue 4

now it’s 8

haHA

green 4

11 cards now

FOOLISH FOOL!

I PLAY A GREEN DISCARD ALL, DISCARDING…

nothing.

i’m at 7.

ya know what

green skip

red skip

yellow skip

yellow reverse

yellow 2

4 cards left hehehe

wow, rude

anyway, yellow 7, hand over ya hand

what in hermes’ name is this hand

a mess

anyway yellow +2

5 remaining

i draw two

6 cards left

i put down a yellow 4

4 left

i play the 4 of diamonds

5 left

oh uhhh

draw

misprint joker phew

10 cards

ah shit uh lemme roll for that… …7, thank god

drawing 7, i guess.

12 cards, your turn.

you forgot to roll for color... ...dark white

uhm

draw

dra-

Boom

i drew the exploding kitten

i use a pair of scissors in my hand to defuse the exploding kitten

*cuts exploding kitten in half*

the scissors go on top of the card pile

and thats my turn

im at 12 cards now, how u shaping up

not much better

i’m gonna use the beer in my hand to remove the top card, which is the scissors.

i’ll then play pot of greed, allowing me to draw two cards

draw

your turn

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lets play uno. red 5. your turn

red flip. swap to the back side. your turn.

damn.

well, draw color card. draw until you get ourple

fuck.

draw

i play a purple skip all into a purple 3.

damn well

purple 5

shit uh

orang 5

orang is an interesting choice

orange flip

lets see what happens

fool!

i play the wild card from specifically the pride deck

i choose blue, your turn.

shit

draw

the hell

Who plays uno with only 2 people?

we do

fuck uhhhhhhh

i draw two, back to you.

lemmie count my hand real quick: 10

uhhh

draw

blue 8

i have 12 cards now... no blue...

currently at 9

blue 4

now it’s 8

haHA

green 4

11 cards now

FOOLISH FOOL!

I PLAY A GREEN DISCARD ALL, DISCARDING…

nothing.

i’m at 7.

ya know what

green skip

red skip

yellow skip

yellow reverse

yellow 2

4 cards left hehehe

wow, rude

anyway, yellow 7, hand over ya hand

what in hermes’ name is this hand

a mess

anyway yellow +2

5 remaining

i draw two

6 cards left

i put down a yellow 4

4 left

i play the 4 of diamonds

5 left

oh uhhh

draw

misprint joker phew

10 cards

ah shit uh lemme roll for that… …7, thank god

drawing 7, i guess.

12 cards, your turn.

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lets play uno. red 5. your turn

red flip. swap to the back side. your turn.

damn.

well, draw color card. draw until you get ourple

fuck.

draw

i play a purple skip all into a purple 3.

damn well

purple 5

shit uh

orang 5

orang is an interesting choice

orange flip

lets see what happens

fool!

i play the wild card from specifically the pride deck

i choose blue, your turn.

shit

draw

the hell

Who plays uno with only 2 people?

we do

fuck uhhhhhhh

i draw two, back to you.

lemmie count my hand real quick: 10

uhhh

draw

blue 8

i have 12 cards now... no blue...

currently at 9

blue 4

now it’s 8

haHA

green 4

11 cards now

FOOLISH FOOL!

I PLAY A GREEN DISCARD ALL, DISCARDING…

nothing.

i’m at 7.

ya know what

green skip

red skip

yellow skip

yellow reverse

yellow 2

4 cards left hehehe

wow, rude

anyway, yellow 7, hand over ya hand

what in hermes’ name is this hand

a mess

anyway yellow +2

5 remaining

i draw two

6 cards left

i put down a yellow 4

4 left

i play the 4 of diamonds

5 left

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lets play uno. red 5. your turn

red flip. swap to the back side. your turn.

damn.

well, draw color card. draw until you get ourple

fuck.

draw

i play a purple skip all into a purple 3.

damn well

purple 5

shit uh

orang 5

orang is an interesting choice

orange flip

lets see what happens

fool!

i play the wild card from specifically the pride deck

i choose blue, your turn.

shit

draw

the hell

Who plays uno with only 2 people?

we do

fuck uhhhhhhh

i draw two, back to you.

lemmie count my hand real quick: 10

uhhh

draw

blue 8

i have 12 cards now... no blue...

currently at 9

blue 4

now it’s 8

haHA

green 4

11 cards now

FOOLISH FOOL!

I PLAY A GREEN DISCARD ALL, DISCARDING…

nothing.

i’m at 7.

ya know what

green skip

red skip

yellow skip

yellow reverse

yellow 2

4 cards left hehehe

wow, rude

anyway, yellow 7, hand over ya hand

what in hermes’ name is this hand

a mess

anyway yellow +2

5 remaining

i draw two

6 cards left

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suddenly, the idea of writing a several week long journal surrounding a single hero in a save of darkest dungeon

now the question is: what class do i make them