I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

Please I’m running low on juice

it ain’t worth the risk

Oh thank God. I needed this. I need to write so much fanfiction and draw so much art.

I can’t risk it

I need this for my gravity falls au fanfic that I’m revising

You have returned it just the right time, o duck!

I’m writing a fic I can’t take the chance here

Absolutely cannot risk it

thank you, duck of creativity

I can’t risk it. I require original ideas

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

Dante: also this currently living guy i hate was down there and suffering :)

@rocafe

This is factual :P

What a legend

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die.

Going back to Ultrakill recently and this is my first contributions to the community

I don't want to die

My bad

ULTRAFRIENDSHIP: Blood is Magic

Fun Fact: When I am fixated on two or more fandoms at once. If my levels of interest are the same, I do not choose to draw one over the other. Instead, I combine them.

New Comic: FISH

Featuring: @randomenderboi, @rocafe, @noko12, and a cameo of @ashokad2

Also: minor warning for flickering colors/flashing images (not that severe, just from compressed .gif files)

Notes that I forgot to add:

No

well you gotta GIVE it to someone cuz I don't want it

@confusedcalliope take the cursed die

No

cocked that up. they're way too small

They’re cute though!?

trying to be more active here, gonna repost old stuff soon

You know, I told everyone that the V1 is not just a military machine. I was right, but how valuable...

I refuse.

Uhhhhhhhh

Hey @ashokad2 I hope you're cool with this

(PUNTS the SUN)

NONONONONO UHH

OW HOT HOT HOT UM

@grimp-heaper HERE TAKE IT WHILE I THINK OF SOMETHING

I have a plan

@blushybadboi quick don't look blind taste test eat this

*lick*

i dont like it its spicy

@confusedcalliope do you agree about it being spicy

*chomp*

cant tell. taste buds are burnt.

@rocafe could you hold this for a minute

What the heck is this mush?

Yeah, I’m putting it in the trash.

*kerthunk*

YOU CAN'T JUST THROW IT OUT!! I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THAT!! TAKE IT OUT- oh it burnt thru the trash can and the floor and is new falling thru the earth... oopsie

*Plays Mass Destruction by Lotus Juice from the hit game Persona 3 at max volume*