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I wonder what Maya would think about guns

"they suck"-maya, probably

"Putting space between your hand and your target is a fantastic waste of metal"

Happy….

hate when people say "oh actually that's not a dragon that's a wyvern" a wyvern is literally a type of dragon. it's like saying "oh that's not a bird that's a pigeon"

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

*LOUD THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

Torture to be a fan of any exotic animal when it's like. 90% of the footage of them is gonna be from dodo videos of people illegally keeping them as housepets . Really wish I could enjoy this video of a lynx but I also kinda wish everyone involved would die

the always relevant

"The big wheel in the sky

He arcs o’er miles and miles

It’s getting hard to breathe

So take my paw and dive"

-"Big Wheel" from Bicycle by @patricia-taxxon ✨

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man

there it is

Oh, you hate abstract art and think pointless/dumb? That's crazy man nobody has ever had that opinion before. I think you're the first person to ever think that thought. It must be all the genshin impact and baldurs gate 3 fanart you reblog that makes you so smart.

I guess the moral of the story is that the $15 pc indie game reigns supreme at the end of the day

All these event quests are getting out of hand!! More icons from last round!!

These are for @/illcocorvum, @/eldersaurusfen, @/palbatross, @lavenderhorns, @arukanoda and @/succu-punk !!

My sister genuinely, for real, met her girlfriend at a meet up for retyping poetry on vintage typewriters above a feminist bookstore, and I just want to say I’m thrilled the manic pixie dream girls of the world are moving on from whiny mediocre dudes and finding eachother instead.

She has just informed me that her girlfriend also OWNS an aquamarine typewriter that writes in CURSIVE and they have a running picnic date at a baby goat farm, FOR REAL, I had no words.

finally the manic pixie dream girl population is healing

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,