obsessed

hey guys? um?

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

dumbass doesn't know how to play the hexagon

here have this grond meme that my partner made

hot take: i fr hope they add bazelgeuse to MHWilds without any warning like they did with Rise

i need new players to experience the horror of suddenly hearing a ww2 style theme song creeping up with tense strings and a loud ass roar out of nowhere before being divebombed by a B-52 stealth bomber every single time youre in a battle with a different monster

i need new players to experience the dread of seeing him on the same map as them, to have to stock up on dung pods solely for him, for having to constantly fight two monsters at once because bazel decided he was going to be the hero

i need new players to sigh and slowly fall in love with him because he's a bastard but he's YOUR bastard goddamn it

Do not obey in advance.

Keep hating It's working

Okay but reblogging specifically for "Tesla in Distressla" because whoever came up with that tagine deserves a moment of recognition.